Sebastian Entertaining A Guest
Sebastian: And here sir we have our...
Finny: *chasing a chicken down the hall* Come here chicky!
Sebastian: If you would excuse me...
*Sebastian bursting through the kitchen door, carrying a chicken*
Bardroy: Oh, you found it!
Sebastain: I sure did, infact... would you like to hear a joke?
Bardroy: Uh...sure.
Sebastian: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bardroy: I'm not sure, wh-
Sebastian: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...