Why Sebastian isn't allowed to talk to children other than Ciel
Sebastian: losersaywhat
Ciel: What
Sebastian: OH MAN
Sebastian: HOLY FUCKING TABLESPOON
Sebastian: I GOT YOU MY LORD
Sebastian: OH FUCK. THIS IS THE FANNIEST THING
Sebastian: SATAN HELP. HELP WITH THESE TEARS
Sebastian: MY SIDES. THEY ACHE
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLE SICK BURN
Ciel:
Sebastian:
Ciel:
Sebastian: Still not as bad as your parents.
Ciel: SHOVE AN ENTIRE TRUCK UP YOUR ASS.
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...