Ciel: God, I'd love to taste you.
Sebastian: ..C-Ciel.
Ciel: Lick you up and down.
Sebastian: Ciel.
Ciel: Have my tongue wrap all around you, suck you till you're gone, swirl that flavor in my mouth, mmmngh-
Sebastian: CIEL! Can you just PICK A DAMN LOLLIPOP ALREADY?
Ciel: Yea *looks at store manager* I'll take them all. Thanks.
That was the first and last time Sebastian took Ciel to Lots o' Pops
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