Ciel: Soma, could you please get off of me? I'm claustrophobic.
Soma: Agni, what is "claustrophobic"?
Agni: It means your afraid of Santa Clause.
Soma: OH OH OH
Agni: STOP IT SOMA YOUR SCARING HIM
Ciel: I am surrounded by idiots.
Sebastian: Indeed.
Ciel: Like you're one to talk.
Sebastian: ...bitch.
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