Fortune teller: Hmm, it seems there's a lot of sexual tension between you two.
Ciel: ...
Sebastian: ...
Ciel: You read all that from your crystal ball?
Fortune teller: No sweetie, from your face.
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
