Sebastian: Bocchan. I love you with all of my dick.
Ciel: Why your dick? Why not your heart?
Sebastian: I was going to say heart but then I realised my dick was bigger.
Ciel: ......
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
