Police: Sir, you started a fire and killed dozens of children in the process.
Sebastian: Ciel told me to.
Police: The prepubescent, asthmatic child who can't even dress himself?
Sebastian: No, you don't understand-
Police: Sir, please put your hands behind your back.
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FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
