Sebastian: *cutting Ciel's hair*
Ciel: Oh so you know how to cut hair like a pro but you can't even make a fucking good cup of tea.
Sebastian: I suggest you shut it Mr. Oh I don't know where my own house is.
Ciel: I was indoors most of my life!
Sebastian: And I was in hell. We don't make tea in hell!
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
