Imagine if Sebastian showed Ciel a vision of what would happen to him if they made the contract
Ciel: *watching* Okay so we go on a lot of missions... I go crazy a few times... And...
Sebastian: What's the end?
Ciel: Basically there's a lot of casual murder and gay buttsex... We get really kinky in a few years...
Sebastian: Wait stop.
Ciel: *still watching* What are you doing with that butter knife.
Sebastian: Dammit I knew I'd forgotten to edit some parts out.
Ciel: wHY ARE YOU PUTTING THAT IN ME
Sebastian: You shouldn't have seen that.
Ciel: I don't know what to say, except...
Sebastian: Before you say anything else, I can explain-
Ciel: Hell yes we are making this contract, I can wait for all of this.
Sebastian: You're not even 12 years old yet, you need jesus.
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
