Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldn't have too much honey or I will get cavities.
Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
Ciel: All right.
*3 years later*
Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
Ciel: Go to hell!
Sebastian: I am hell!
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