Lizzy: *hits on Ciel*
Ciel: *no reaction*
Lizzy: *wears sexy revealing clothes*
Ciel: *not impressed the least*
Lizzy: Sebastian is Ciel even straight?
Sebastian: Trust me milady, the young lord is as straight as the curves of my abs.
Lizzy: ......
Sebastian: He licked them yesterday.
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
