Sebastian: Ohmygod Ciel Phantomhive is such a fucking brat, I hate him so much, he's so foolish and rude and I'm so glad when I can finally eat his bitch ass soul.
Random person: I know right, I hate him too.
Sebastian: ...
Random person: ...
Sebastian: *gets out butter knives*
Sebastian: bITCH THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HUSBAND
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
