Sebastian: *Dusting the table* Don't you wish your butler was HOT LIKE ME?
Sebastian: *Dusting the Library* Don't you wish your butler was a freak like me?
Sebastian: *Cleaning the kitchen* Don't cha??
Sebastian: *Cleaning the rest of the rooms* Don't cha???
Sebastian: *Goes into Ciel's room while he's sleeping and whispers* Don't you wish your boyfriend was Sebastian Michaelis?
Ciel: Never.
Sebastian: ...
Ciel: ...
Sebastian: Y-You weren't sleeping?
Ciel: OUT!
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
