Sebastian: *walks in on Ciel and Elizabeth making out*
Sebastian: Can I get you two anything? A drink? A Condom? Slice of cake maybe?
Ciel: You can get out.
Sebastian: Fine. Don't call for me when you can't unbutton your shorts.
Ciel: I don't need your help!
Sebastian: Lady Elizabeth, make sure he doesn't catch his dick in his zipper or pop button.
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
