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Hey Everybody!

»Ashlee«

"We don't have to live this way."

In the morning light things seemed better. I was helping Luke to shift the few boxes out into the lounge. It was around fourty degrees and we had the air conditioner on full blast along with the ceiling fans. Moving the boxes was hard work, I was only in a grey singlet and shorts and I could still feel myself overheating.

Luke had his blue flannel open, his black t-shirt that he wore underneath held in the heat and made it worse for him. He wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead after putting the last box down. "We'll take your bed apart tonight and pack it in with the last box." He huffed in exasperation.

I nodded in agreement. Both our phones dinged from our pockets. We pulled them out suspiciously as it couldn't have been just pure coincidence.

(Idiot Chat)

Calum added Luke Hemmings to the chat.

Mikey: Why'd you add him?

Calum: because I'm too lazy to tell everyone separately

Calum: there's band practice at ash's

Michael: I h4+4 you Calum

Calum: aww I lava you too baby

Luke: Calum, I didn't know you were cheating on me!

Calum: no, I was meaning you lucassss, my one true love

I smiled up at Luke, I liked this more playful side to him.

Michael: Calum! I thought you loved me?

Luke: no, he doesn't

Luke: because calum is mine

Luke: nobody loves you mike

Luke: except Ashlee, only she's allowed to love you

Luke: calum is mine

Calum: woah

Michael: what just happened

Michael: I don't know whether that was an insult or not

Calum: Ashlee?

Ashlee: I love Ashton

Ashlee: team Ashlee

Ashlee: oh

Calum: did you just?

Michael: she tried

Ashlee: you're just mad because I love ashton

Michael: am not

Ashlee: are so

Michael: maybe a little

Luke: hey mikey?

Michael: yes lucifer?

Michael: I meant luke!

Calum: sure

Michael: yes luke?

Luke: I found your dick pics in ashlee's diary

I threw the closest thing I could find at him, it just happened to be the tv remote. It whacked him in the side of he head.
"Ow!"

Michael: diary huh? Does it say anything juicy?

Luke: actually yes.

Ashlee: I don't have a diary!

Ashton: sure