Is This Real? - billdip fanfic rewritten

💫Chapter 1 (rewritten)

"It sure is!" The dream demon's eye squinted more, as if he were grinning menacingly. "And you just missed me so much that you just had to let me out!"

"Why in the world would I do that?" Dipper took a small step back, appalled by the accusation. His eyes widened slightly as he teeth gritted as he spoke. "You nearly destroyed Gravity Falls and you nearly killed my friends and family! I would never miss something like you."

Bill floated in Dipper's direction, placing a hand on his non-existent hip. "Why did you grab my hand, then?"

Dipper gripped onto his lumberjack hat and huffed in annoyance. "It was an accident. An extremely dumb and amateur accident..."

The triangle rolled his eye. "You're extremely boring sometimes." He held both hands out in a stretch and cracked his knuckles. "Let's spice things up a bit, shall we?"

Dipper narrowed his eyes. "Back off, Cipher. We beat you once and we can easily do it again."

Bill let out a snicker, his eye closing. He then proceeded to stare at Dipper blankly. "You really think I'm scared of a pathetic person like yourself? What are you going to do? Cry to Sixer? Just like you did last time?"

Dipper's face flushed with embarrassment. He opened his mouth to speak but was cut off.

"What's a kid like you going to do? Are you going to tell him that you set me free? That anything and everything destructive that will happen is all your fault?" He slowly drifted towards Dipper, remaining expressionless with a snarky tone in his voice.

"I... I.." Dipper went to speak but no proper words came out, only stutters and mumbling.

"That is, unless.." Bill's eye squinted again holding his hand out to the young adult. "We made a deal."

"What kind of deal?"

"Well, I would leave your family alone as well as everyone else in Gravity Falls."

Dipper's eyes narrowed, being extremely suspicious. "And what do you gain out of this?"

"Well, I want to be able to have some company with me. It gets very lonely in the Nightmare Realm.." The dream demon fixed his tie.

"That's a horrible deal. No way." Dipper spat.

"Well.. I guess then you and Shooting Star will be having a very short visit to Gravity Falls then." Bill glared slightly, his voice becoming more serious. "Especially considering that there won't be much of Gravity Falls left in a few hours."

"Alright, alright.. For fuck sakes.." Dipper let out a small sigh and slowly held his hand out. "You better not harm anyone. And I mean no one. Not Mabel, Not Stanley or Stanford. Not Wendy or anybody else."

Bill attempted to nod. "A deal is a deal, kid." He proceeded to grab onto Dipper's hand.

The two shook hands firmly, Dipper being extremely anxious. Blue flames bursted from their hands, causing Dipper to flinch slightly in panic. The rich shade of blue slowly be an to change colour, becoming more of a jade shade before disappearing completely.

Dipper slowly took his hand back, extremely confused. "What the fuck was that?"

The demon gazed at his hand, and squinted very confused as well. He shook it off with a small shrug.

The brunette narrowed his eyes, raising his voice. "Bill, what the fuck was that?!"

"Business, I guess" Bill responded, his eye squinting with glee.

The youth stared at the demon, . "It turned green. That is not normal." He turned around and held his hands out in confusion and annoyance.

Bill laughed at the gesture. "Your anger is extremely pitiful and entertaining. But I must go."

Dipper slowly turned back around. "And where does a floating dorito like yourself have to go?"

"That'd only for me to know," Bill grabbing his hat and tipped it to Dipper. "But remember, Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

And with that, Bill disappeared without a trace.

Dipper stood where he was for a few moments extremely dumbfound. He took a deep breath before letting out and scream filled with anger and confusion. After taking a few moments to calm down deeper slowly stood up and let out a deep sigh. Deeper slowly with the events which just unraveled sink in. With that, Dipper took out his phone, turned on the torch and, slowly started to walk towards the Mystery Shack.

After about half an hour per slowly made his way towards the front door of the mystery shack. He slowly took his phone out of his hand and replaced the phone with his keys. Dipper slowly inserted the keys into the keyhole, trying to be extremely quiet as to not wake anyone up. Dipper slowly push the door open before slowly making his way into the house. He was extremely careful to lock the door quietly behind him. As Dipper slowly made his way into the house, he came across the living room. In the living room, Grunkle Stan was sat on the couch, sleeping quietly. The TV was still blaring loudly, the channel only static. Dipper smiled slightly and gently made his way over to his great uncle. Dipper carefully picked up the fallen blanket at Stan's feet and placed it onto him gently, taking the time to also grab the remove. He pointed it in the direction of the tv and turned it off, placing the remove on the ground next to the couch. The young adult's attention was then drawn to the murmurs of laughing and giggling from upstairs. Dipper rolled his eyes before slowly making his way to his sister's room. He knocked on the door and stood there awkwardly, waiting for a response. As soon as he knocked, the laughing stopped and everything fell silent.

Dipper sighed and chuckled. "It's me, Mabel. Open the door."

"If you open the door, I will stab you with my buttery fork hands." A voice peeped up.

A small laugh was heard.

"You can open the door, you dummy."

Dipper slowly opened the door. In the room sat Mabel, Grenda, Candy and Pacifica. The girls all smiled and waved, while Mabel stood up and tackled hugged her brother. The two stood there for a moment before speaking in union.

"Pat pat."

"How was your walk, Dip?" She grinned widely.

Dipper laughed awkwardly and let go. "It was.. a walk I guess."

Mabel tilted her head slightly. "A walk you guess? What's wrong?"

"Did some spooky werewolf try and eat you?" Pacifica mocked playfully.

"I could say the same thing to you by looking at the state of your hair." Dipper replied in a playful tone before laughing.

Pacifica scoffed before giggling.

"Nothing wrong though. Just... had time to think."

Mabel smiled slightly. "Alright then, you better get to bed, mister."

Dipper laughed slightly. "Says you! I was going to anyways."

"Shoo then! Be gone vile human boy." Mabel slowly began to push Dipper out of the room.

"Keep the noise down, okay?" Dipper rolled his eyes and as he moved out of the room. "You'll wake Grunkle Stan up."

"Alrighty, bye!" Mabel slammed the door in his face.

Dipper sighed slightly and slowly made his way down the stairs. As he got into the living room, he sat down at the bottom of the steps and sighed.

"If only I could relax so easily.." Dipper mumbled to himself.

He went to stand up but couldn't, as if he were stuck in place. Suddenly, Dipper began to feel dizzy, his body slowly swaying. After a few moments, the boy collapsed to the ground, slipping into a sleep-like state.