Chapter 12- No Jokes

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-Wendy's Pov-

Soos started laughing. "You two? Dating? Is this some joke?" Soos cracked up into a fit of laughter.

I stood there, shocked. Bill and Dipper? That would mean they're-

"Yeah. Gay." Bill read my mind. "You have a problem with that?"

"And what if I do?" I growled. Dipper is a nice kid. He deserves someone better than this dream demon Dorito! I sighed. I should be happy for Dipper... he finally got over me. Dipper and I would of never worked out. He's 15! I'm 18!

"Then we'll have a problem, now won't we?" Bill said.

"Guys!" Dipper shouted. " You don't have to argue."

"You're right." I shot a look at Bill. I've never trusted that dorito. I hope he dies in a hole.

"Thank you." Dipper said as Bill turned into his human form again. He was wearing no top for some reason. But he had lots of bandages and band aids everywhere. He also had one band aid above his eye.

"Uh... Bill?" Mabel started laughing. So did Soos and I.

"Yeah, Shooting Star?" Bill asked. He was so casual about this.

"Top..?"

Bill looked at himself and blushed.

Dipper was laughing a bit and blushed. "Come on, Stripper Dorito. You left it in my room when you got the bandages put on."

Bill muttered something gibberish and followed Dipper upstairs. Shortly after, Bill was wearing his yellow top with an eye on it.

"Better?"

"Much." I said, still laughing. Maybr he wasn't so bad after all.

- Mabel's Pov -

"Hey guys!" I said. "We could do something tonight! To celebrate BillDip!"

Dipper started blushing.

"Celebrate what?" A voice asked.

Oh no!Grunkle Ford!

"Uh... Hi Grunkle Ford!" I said nervously.

" Hey Mabel , Dipper. Wendy. Soos." Ford looked at Bill. Bill hid behind Dipper. "Who's that?"

"That's William." Dipper said. "He's a friend."

Ford didn't look like he believed Dipper. "Is he new to Gravity Falls?"

"Uh. .. yeah." Bill said nervously, this time he wasn't faking.

"Wait a second," Ford said. He gasped. "Bill Cipher."

"Why, isn't it my friend Stanford Pines?" Bill smirked. "I didn't think I'd see you."

"Kids, get behind me." Ford said as he picked up a gun.

"No!" Dipper jumped in front of Bill.

"Move, Dipper!" Ford's voice boomed through the house.

"I won't let you hurt him!" Dipper gazed at Bill.

Bill hugged Dipper. Dipper's cheek glowed pink. The mark! It's back! But... it's pink!

Ford walked up to Dipper and Bill. " What's going on?!"

-TIMESKIP CAUSE THE AUTHOR CAN'T BE STUFFED-

-Dipper's Pov -
It took me a while to explain everything to Ford, especially when Bill didn't want to talk to Ford.
"And that's what happened."

Ford sat there, shocked. " I'm sorry, Bill. I didn't know that you saved my nephew."

Bill bowed his head. " It's alright, Ford."

"So, are we all buddy pals?" Mabel asked.

Ford laughed. " Yes, Mabel."

I smiled. This worked out a lot better than I thought. I hugged Bill. He smiled back.

"Mabel, what was your idea for tonight?"

"Kareoke Night!" Mabel squealed.
Bill laughed. " What do you think, you in?"

I nodded. "I'm in."

Ford put his hand on my shoulder. " I bet Stan might join in."

"What about you?" Mabel tackle-hugged Ford.

"Maybe."

Bill stood up. He put out his hand. I grabbed his hand and stood up. He was perfect.

"Thanks Pine Tree~" Bill grined and kissed my cheek. The one with the triangle mark.

I blushed. This life is perfect.

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