EXO OTP's One Shots Collection ⭐

54 - SEBAEK : I Loathe You

Title: I Loathe You
Pairing: Sehun/Baekhyun
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff

Summary: Sehun hates a certain hyung who was born on the month of May.

(A/N: This is for the girls who requested this, and for all the SeBaek stans out there! I'm a SeBaek trash so enjoy!)

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Sehun loves Junmyeon, he's a rich and a kind hyung slash father after all. When he's with the the leader, he feels so (financially) emotionally secure. The proof of that is his new watch which he posted on Instagram costing almost 30,000 dollars. Not to mention his new shoes, phone case, jacket, and boxer shorts. Buy me this, buy me that, give me food, give me that. Yes, he feels very much loved by his favorite Junmyeon hyung, because Junmyeon takes care of him like he was a precious prince.

That made Sehun think that people who was born on the month of May, just like Junmyeon who was born on May 22, are naturally kind-hearted humans.

Or that's what he thought.

Not all people who was born on May are naturally kind-hearted humans. There's still an exception though, a particular person named Byun Baekhyun, who was born on May 6, unfortunately.

Sehun's whole life was a lie.

He hates-- no, he loathes Baekhyun, just like he loathes braces. He hates Baekhyun just like he hates mayonnaise. He hates Baekhyun just like he hates wet socks, just like he hates little toothless children, just like he hates pickles.

Junmyeon told him once that maybe he has a crush on Baekhyun that's why he hates him so much, but no. Never. That's impossible. Sehun won't have a crush on Baekhyun ever, that's totally ridiculous.

He just hates Baekhyun, well, simply because:

1. Baekhyun is annoying.

2. Baekhyun is too loud.

3. Baekhyun is a sleep monster.

4. Baekhyun is too short.

5. Baekhyun is too clingy.

6. Baekhyun has different hair colors.

7. Baekhyun is older than him.

8. Baekhyun is good at singing.

9. Baekhyun is cute.

10. Baekhyun smells like vanilla.

12. Baekhyun has pretty eyes.

13. Baekhyun has nice lip---

"What are you writing?"

Sehun startles, shooting up his head as he abruptly hides his notebook behind his back. He swears his heart has just jumped out of his chest because what the hell? Doesn't he know how to knock!? He will add this later on his notebook. He hates Baekhyun because he has bad manners.

"Get lost!" Sehun snaps, clearing his throat as he pushes an ogling Baekhyun away. Baekhyun is crinkling his forehead, trying to grab that pink notebook squished under Sehun's armpit but to no avail.

"What's that? Can I see?" Baekhyun asks curiously as he cocks his head to the right. He has his arms flailing in the air which Sehun is noncommittally swatting away. "Can I take a look?"

"No!"

"Why?"

"Just no." Sehun rolls his eyes irritatingly, grabbing his bag and putting it on his back. "This is none of your business, okay? Now, leave me alone."