Avengers Preferences

Drunk texts

Okay I know Cap can't get drunk but lets pretend he can because I'm running out of ideas.

Captain America: " Your so prewty I can't even describe it."

"Steve, are you drunk?"

"Would wou come get me if I was?"

"Yes."

"Then COME AND GET ME GORGEOUS"

"Be there in 5, I'm never letting you drink with Thor again."

Iron Man: " Seeeexy!!!!"

"Yes Tony?"

"I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, more den my suits. (and dats a lot) xxxxxx"

"How much have you drank?"

"A baby and a few more babies."

"I'm coming to get you. You better be ready when I get there."

"Yes ma'am xxx"

Hulk: "Babwy, come get me."

"What's wrong? Are you not having fun with the guys?"

"They got me drunkw and I feel like hulka mania is about to make an appearance."

"Oh god. Be those soon with water and food. I'm gonna slap Tony when I get there."

"Thaaats my gurl."

Hawkeye: "Do yew have a map? Cause I get lost in your eyes."

"I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south."

"I hope you know CPR? Because you take myy breath away."

"Clint."

"Yeah babew"

"Stop it. Or I'll come get you."

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE."

Black Widow: "Love?"

"yeaahh"

"when you coming home?"

"Whenever you want me to ;)"

"Are you drunk?"

"Yeah, sorry. But whenever you want, you know baby ;)"

Thor: "My ladddy!!!!!!!"

"Man of Iron has fallen asleep after drinking with me!!"

"Where are you?"

"In the bar watching small men fight!!!!"

"Be there soon. Who else is there?"

"Man of iron, brother Steve and brother Barnes."

"oh god, be there soon."

"Miss you love!!" 

Loki: "Dear. Remind me never to go drinking with Thor again."

"Your drunk, aren't you. I thought gods didn't get drunk ;)"

"Drunk and a black eye. Some mortal challenged me, yoou should see him!"

"Are you on your way home?"

"Yes."

"I'll meet you outside. I'll have some ice for your eye."

Wanda: " My powers are red."

"Yeah they are?"

"That's why you call me red!"

"yeah"

"that's amazing."

"Tell Pietro to get your stuff together. Your drunk and coming home before you give anyone nightmares."

Pietro: "Babe your late."

"No I'm on my way to Narnia!!!"

"your drunk aren't you..."

"no.."

"where do you live then."

"in an oversized mushroom in the smurf village, duh :/"

Bucky: "Babe. Please pick me up."

"Why? What happened."

"I miss you. I can't live without you. Please!""

"Its Tony. So it turns out he's an emotional drunk, and he looks like he wants to rip everyone's throats out."

"Coming, Cap too?"

"Yep please hurry."

"If any of you throw up in my car, you will buy me a new one."

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bye guyssss-Amy