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dollystrology:
Aries: never stops and probably comes in first but endangers themselves in the process
Taurus: takes tons of breaks and carbo-loads to the max, but gets tired towards the end
Gemini: doesn't run the marathon, instead has a nice little picnic right next to it
Cancer: stops to make sure a squirrel isn't trampled and comes in last
Leo: looks super cool but comes in towards the bottom b/c they stop to talk to someone on the way, still tells all of their friends they came in first, but no one believes them
Virgo: trains their entire lives for the marathon and gets into the Olympics
Libra: ditches the marathon and goes on a date with another runner
Scorpio: plays dirty and manages to make all of their opponents forfeit
Sagittarius: gets distracted but still manages to come in 2nd
Capricorn: doesn't come in first but manages to convince everyone that they did
Aquarius: brings a hover board to the marathon and gets disqualified
Pisces: stops to help someone who scraped their knee and comes in close to last but gets an honorable mention
Anna xx
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