The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

The escape....OF AWESOMENESS (OF EPICNESS!!)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Lol, I never asked the others if I could make one of these, but what the heck! XD. I'll remove it if they tell me to! :3. Arrrgh! After reading the awesomeness that is J3's story, I dunno what to write! :'D. Unlike them, I have no witting skills whatsoever. BUT I'M STILL AWESOME!!!! Oh, and it's K-A-R-S Cars for kids!!!! There's no C in there. XD. (Oh, and what's happening in this chapter is going on before the last 2 chapters)

I looked at the black board blankly, my head propped up on my arm, resting in the palm of my hand. The teacher stood at the front of the room, a book in hand, and he was going on and on and on and on and...you get my point. The two seats next to me were empty and devoid of Willow and Leah's presence. "Of course! Skip school without meh!!" I thought, putting my arms down on the table with a sigh. Willow was probably busy with her family and Leah was probably plotting some sort of plan for something she was going to steal tonight. "That's it!! I'm out of here!". With that last thought, I stood up quickly and slammed my hands on the table. "MY POTATO SENSES ARE TINGLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and raced out of the room, leaving people staring at each other. "Potato powers, ACTIVATE!!!". Quickly I transformed into a potato in an empty part of the hall. Hahaha, this was a chance for the awesomeness that is myself to escape this educational hell-hole!

 I rolled down the hall, singing Secret Agent Man. And there just so happened to be a door, which I just so happened to roll under. And there just so happened to be no one there, so no one could just so happen to see me. But if they did, they'd probably be blinded by my awesomeness.

 I rolled off of school grounds. "FINALLY I ESCAPED!!!!!!!!!!"

 And with that last exclamation, I was being lifted up into a tree, and then thrown into a nest of baby eagles, that just so happened to live near my school. AND THESE EAGLES HAD FREAKING TEETH!!!!!!! TEETH, of all things!!!!! These monstrosities should be proof that there is no god! Dear, Lord.

 Just in time, I transformed back, almost getting mauled by the biggest baby eagle. "OH YOU WANNA FIGHT!?" I screamed at them.

 "Bring it, Be-otch!!!" Hissed the mama eagle, showing a mouth full of gnarly fangs.

Crap! These Eagles must be immune to my awesomeness! "Just try to beat me!" I muttered, reaching into my pocket. "HENRY!!! I choose you!!!!"

 And with that, I threw the quail out of my pocket. I bet you wonder how he got in there.....but that's another story.

 Henry perched on my shoulder and pulled out his sword, while the mama eagle took out a *shuriken. "EPIC FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!!" I declared, and both birds flew at each other. Of course it was over in a second. Henry took down the mama eagle without a problem. You know, that bird is almost as awesome as me!

 "Good job Henry!!" I praised and huggled him. But the poor baby eagles have no family now, so I decided to take them. I picked up the screaming bundles of feathers in placed the two in my pocket. An M.P. like me must have an infinite amount of pocket space.

 Jumping down from the tree, I skipped home, but not before pulling out one of the man-eating eagles, and putting it in Leah's mail box. Hehe...

 My name is Erica Tomato.

I have Potato powers.

 I have brown hair with 2 blond streaks and bright blue eyes.

 AND I AM AWESOME!!!!!

 That's all you really need to know about me. Oh, and no matter what Leah says, I'm still the most awesome!

~E

*Shuriken- basically a big throwing star

 PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!