The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

Super Awesome Spectacular Epicness (in a bottle)

"OMG Willie that was like super awesome spectacular epicness in a bottle!" I shouted out for the billionth time, jumping in joy.

"Leah calm down," Willie said with a sigh.

"YOU'RE MOM!" I shouted gleefully before turning and inspecting the purple flower next to me,

"I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty,

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty dress,

Such a pretty smile,

Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning

And entrancing,

Feel like running and dancing for joy,

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy!

I feel dizzy,

I feel sunny,

I feel fizzy and funny and fine,

And so pretty,

Miss America can just resign!"

"SHUT UP LEAH," Cassandra groaned.

"You're just jealous that you're not as pretty as me," I said, turning to the side and sniffing snootily, "That's probably why Eli left. She.. er... he couldn't stand being around someone as super awesome spectacularly epic as me."

"Hey!" Eli said, popping her head out from behind a tree.

"Eli! My love! You've come home!" I shouted.

"Guys what the hell wrong with her?" Scarlett asked.

"Oh Scar always so blunt. I dunno why you guys don't ask me," I said spinning lazily in circles.

"Because you won't answer us!" Willow said, rolling her eyes.

"You know what doesn't taste good?" I asked tracing a nearby trees bark, "Spider webs. Nasty stuff they are..." I trailed off skipping away from the group. I could hear them whispering loudly behind me.

"You don't think..."

"Would she..."

"Yes, yes she would..."

"I dunno..."

"GAH I lost my moustache!"

"Now's not the time Eli."

"Here it is!"

"James?"

"No, that's a squirrel..."

"Where'd you come from?"

"Yo momma."

"GUYS! Back on topic!!"

I casually leaned against a tree, waiting for the others to arrive.

"Hey Leah? You didn't happen to eat any of that spider web did you?" Willow asked cautiously.