A/N : OKEY MEH PEPS! Some of you peeps out there might be wondering why haven't we gotten off the island quicker, why haven't we gone back to school.. and you guys are probably epically failing school.. well I can tell you this... I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO SCHOOL MWQHAHAHHAHAH! (I added that Q for awesomeness) AND THIS OSLAND IS WAY TO EPIC TO GET OFF IN LIKE 3 CHAPTERS! WE MUST TAKE UP AT LEAST 12!! MWAHHAHAH!
I sat down quite pissed that Leah yet again has disappeared. I looked over at James who was sleeping on a rock. Hmm... I really want to give him a wedgie but I would have to touch his ass... that'd be awkward...
"Hey Willow... do you think you could use your wolfyness and track Leah... like by smelling the ground or something..?"
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? SOME SORT OF POLICE DOG?......HMM?..Yeah... I think I could do that.. I have to smell something of hers first.." she said looking around for a item of Leah's and trying to calm down a bit. "Wait a minute Cassie... why cant you track her down with your phychic powers or something like that..?"
"Well... I cant see where she is.. i've tried but there's a giant ass mound of quails blocking my vision!.." I said as I walked over to James who was fishing around in some leaves.
"Hey!.."James said as he picked up Leah's pocket knife.. "Is this hers?" He held it out to me. I picked it up and ran my fingers down the side of the handle.
"Yeah it is.. I gave this one to her.. I can feel this scratch on the side where we had an epic knife fight.!" I tossed it up in the air then caught it. "Here Willow. You can use this..." I held it up to her, and she transformed into her wolf form. She smelt the knife and I couldn't help but giggle at her adorableness!
"Okay.. lead the why Willie!" Scarlett snickered. Her laugh was cut of by a growl. She over at Willow. "Hey chill... I was only kidding! I know you hate being called Willie!!" She smoothed out her shirt and walked over to Willow and petted her head.
"Hey! Get off me you stupid, git!" Willow snarled
"Im only petting you... and when did you turn British?"
"Gah! Don't pet me either! And i'm not British!"
"Well.... your saying Briti-.."
"SHUT UP!" James yelled. He stomped his feet and crossed his arms, finally over our bickering.
We stared walking and Willow and Scarlett still glaring at each other followed. We walked through the woods following Willow who was smelling the ground. She walked around branches and dead animals.. (I am now getting frightened by this island... all the poor little animals.. :'(.. ) She smelled the air and trees. She looked really funny with her tail in the air, I really just wanted to kick her in the ass.. I thought about it for a while.. then I can to the conclusion that she probably would turn around and bite my leg.
"Hey! I think I smell Leah!" Willow barked, running towards a random tree. "Shes up there!" She changed out of her wolf form and pointed to the top of the tree..
"Ok... so if Leah's up there... how the flying banana eating fish can we get up there" Scarlett yelled as she sat down on a log.
"Easy.." I said as I jumped on the tree and wrapped my legs around trunk. I started climbing the tree but slipped on some moss and crashed to the ground.. "I saw that coming.." I whispered as I rubbed my head.
"Wow... everybody saw that coming." James said handing my my glasses. Which were now even more broken then they were earlier.
" Thanks James.. I think I have an idea..." I said looking up at the tree. "I think if we tie a vine around that limb up the we can pull our self up!"
"Ummm! Earth to Cassie... we weigh too much it will snap the vine! Idiot!" Willow snarled at me..
"Um.. yeah Cassie I don't see how that will work.." Scarlett said as she picked up a vein and pulled on it, it snapped.
"Umm... Idiot... im SUPER AWESOME! I will make a rope out of a whole bunch a veins and then it will work...... BAM! WHAT NOW!" I said as I struck and epic pose!
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"There!" I said as I tugged on the rope that was dangling from the branch. "Its perfect! All you need to do is tie it around your waist and climb the tree!" I tied the rope around my waist a tugged on it again..
"Okey ill go first!" I started climbing up the tree. I got almost all the way to the top when I heard some people talking.
"Hey Leah! Can I have some of your cereal?"
"Ummm... No! Aaahhahh! You can not touch any of my amazing ninja flavored cereal!"
"Awww.... thats really upsetting Leah!"
I laughed realizing that we did indeed find Leah and ERICA, OH MY GOD!! I got to the top and untied the rope and sent it down. Leah and Erica were sitting with their backs towards me. I thought about scaring them, but if they fell of the branch they were on... that would be a very messy accident!
"Hey guys!" I sat down next to them and reached for the cereal. Leah reached over and slapped my hand.
"No! Don't touch! And how did you find us?" she asked holding her cereal in her arms like a baby. Erica laughed and poked my face.
"Are you magically or something?" She giggled and poked my glasses. "I think your glasses are broken..."
"No shit sherlock! And no i'm not magical ahah! Willow tracked Leah by smelling her knife!" I took out the knife and handed it to Leah. "Here!"
Behind us Willow and Scarlett were helping James up. He was crying like a little girl! Willow and Scarlett we dying laughing, it looked like they were having trouble, so I crawled across the branches and tried to help them. I struggled against the rope that was being pulled down more rapidly now. I looked over the edge and James was just dangling there. He had let go and was just hanging there crying.
"James! I can't hold on to this rope! You need to grab onto the tree again!" I screamed as the rope was sliding out from my hands. "Guys can you help me?" I looked back to see Scarlett, Willow, Leah and Erica laughing at me stugging.
"Oh! Real mature guys! Oh shitttt.....!!!!" There was a loud crash and the rope was gone.
"Sheeeatttt!! Did you just drop James!?!?" Leah yelled.
"Umm... yeah... Ooops..."
A/N: Hey sorry if it wasn't funny! Im not a good comedy writer! I've never been! But any who........
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Teen FictionAn epic tale of four friends in their highschool years. DOES NOT HAVE A PLOT LINE. Read the first chapter-You have been warned....
