The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

The Rescue and The Fall... OF EPICNESS

I looked to my left where Willow was spazzing on the ground, muttering something about zombies. Ginger was lying on my right and Cassandra was on his right. Erica had wandered off into the woods a couple of hours ago muttering something about her needing to fuel her potato powers. I sighed, thinking about our adventures that occurred only 8 hours 33 minutes and 24 seconds ago...

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I wandered out of the side entrance of the bank. I was supposed to meet Cassandra out front at 10 but I arrived at 9:45 giving me just enough time to break into the bank and get back out again. I wandered out ti the front of the enormous brick building where I spotted Cassandra talking to Willow- wait, Willow?

"EEEEEEPPPPPPPP I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE FOREVER!" I yelled at Willow, interrupting whatever oh-so important conversation they were having before.

"I KNOW RIGHT? We seriously need to start skipping school together instead of separately," Willow said.

"We do," I promised. We did our super awesome fantastical wicked amazing epically spectacular secret ninja hand shake to seal the deal.

"Um sorry to interrupt you guys, but where the hell is Erica?" Cassandra interrupted.

"HELLO" A voice came from behind us. We turned around and sure enough, sitting behind a bush, was Erica.

"Erica! What took you so long?" Cassandra asked.

"Erica? I know no Erica," She said, stroking a fake mustache that she had stuck on her face.

"Bu-" I started to protest.

"My name is Potato," She said, approaching us, "Eli Potato."

"Um Erica-" Willow tried to say.

"I know not of this Erica of which you speak. My name is Potato, Eli Potato and I will be your personal guide for this evening."

"Well this is pointless..." Cassandra mumbled, "LET'S GO RESCUE US A GINGER!"

We took Cassandra's Nissan Altima down to a huge field just about in the middle of nowhere where my private helicopter was waiting.

"Hey, Cassandra, where'd you get my helicopter from?" I asked as we all hopped inside, strapping ourselves down and putting those headphone things on.

"Oh I got ways, Leah," She replied mysteriously, taking the drivers seat.

"Wait, do you even know how to drive one of these things?" Willow asked.

"We're about to find out!" Cassandra yelled before jerking the helicopter up and into the air.

"AHHHHHHHH" Willow screamed, adding a few choice swear words in as well. But I- being the lady I am- just resorted to hypocrisy and started praying to a god I don't believe in. Hey! That reminds me of a song! I started singing loudly, trying to block out Willow's screaming.

" 'I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing,

Just praying to a god that I don't believe in,

'Cuz I got time while she got freedom,

And when the heart breaks no it don't break even.' "

"OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Willow shouted, interrupting me.

"Willow, have you ever flown before?" I asked curiously.

"NO! AHHHHHHHHH!" She replied.

"Hmmm..." I pondered this new information before a little light bulb popped up above my head.