The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

Stealing items and meeting a character... Of epicness

            I slowly slunk around the corner of the now closed museum. I peeked around the corner and grinned. There were lasers. I almost started doing a happy dance but contented myself with singing the James Bond theme song instead. I just love it when they put lasers in. I quickly transformed into a fox, my smaller body allowing me to get through the lasers with no problem. Once through, I transformed back into myself and crept over to the clear, bullet proof glass case that held the museums newest prize possession. Now, I’m not entirely sure what it is but it looked pretty so I’m going to take it. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa, take that suckers! I placed a small black box on the side of the case- an invention of my own that I am quite proud of. It disarms any and all alarms inside the case as well as out. I activated it then waited a few seconds before taking out my laser and cutting the top off the case. I reached in and took out the object and put it in my pocket. I changed back into fox form and raced through the lasers in record time. Once through, I waved cheekily at camera before singing the Pink Panther theme song and running out of the building while flapping my arms like a chicken. Once outside, I pulled a note from one of my many pockets and attached it to the door. It said:

‘Hello Mr. Museum Curator Guy, I am Miss Fox and I couldn’t help but visit your marvelous museum this morning at around 2:23. Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon. I’ll bring waffles this time though.

                                                                                                            -Miss Fox

Of course, I always returned what I stole eventually. That was the real fun part. I started walking toward my apartment, feeling slightly conspicuous in my tight back body suit, black leather gloves, black shoes, and black mask. Heehee, I feel like a ninja! With that, I started rolling around all ninja style and yelling out, “Ha, you can’t see me, but I can see you! You know why? BECAUSE I’M A NINJA!!!! Oh yeah, you’re jealous.”

I got back to my apartment and flopped down on my bed. My apartment was huge and had a gorgeous view of the city thanks to daddy- he’s like a millionaire or something. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I forgot to introduce myself! Well, here’s some stuff ‘bout little ol’ wonderful me!

My name is Leah Watson.

I’m about 5 foot 6 inches.

I have strawberry blond hair with bright red and pink natural highlights.

I can turn into a fox.

I’m 14 years old.

I have three amazing friends (but none as amazingly awesome as me).

I am conceited but I know y’all love it.

Annddddd… That’s pretty much it for now.

I headed over to my bed, not willing to think about school tomorrow. Maybe, if I pretend to kidnap myself, I’ll be able to skip school….

That was my last coherent thought before drifting off to sleep. The others went more like:

‘FOOOOOODDDDDD!’

‘Don’t you take my quail away from me!’

‘FERMI LA BOUCHE you stupid voices in my head!’

‘Mmmmmm cereal…’

‘Call 1-877-CARS4KIDS. C-A-R-S Cars for kids!’

‘Goodnight, moon.’

Goodnight.

~J3