The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

The Journey of AWESOME! and GUNS (OF EPICNESS)

I stared in to the gingers eyes. I smirked. I dont think he relizes that im staring at him yet. He's kinda zoning off again.

"GAH! What are you doing? Why are you staring at me? He shirked.

"I. Am. Reading.Your. Mind. Mwahahahhaha. I laughed.

"I doubt that Cassie." he said looking away.

"Oh really." I smiled. "Your obsessed with a thing called Pintrest, you love ponnies and rainbows and kittens, and WHOA....who knew you like her in that way.. Oh meh holy flying mushroom! James thats a shocker.. YOU LIKE LEAH!!!??? I yelled.

"Shhhh! Idiot! I dont want her knowing!" he cryed.

"Ahh it's so cute!!" I smiled and petted his head.

"Why are you petting me?"

"Because your my ginger." I stood up and walked over to where Willow and Scarlett where fighting. They were having a sword fight to the death.

"Umm.. Guys where'd you get the swords?" I asked questionably.

"Found them in a bag over there." Scarlett pointed to a black bag that was sprawled out on a rock. I walked over to it and looked in side.

"Oh my god! Look at all the gun!" I screamed with joy.

"Oh god" James yelled from where I left him.

"Look at 'em all. Theres and Assault Rifle, Battle rifles, Sniper rifles, Infantry Automatic Rifle, Medium machine gun, Heavy machine gun. And theres Shot guns and Express guns. And Revolver and Chain guns, and Hand guns!!"

"Was it necessary to name them all?" Willow asked.

"Nah...I just enjoy guns. I love to make people feel uneasy." I smiled. I picked up two Heavy machine guns and checked the mags (the things that have bullets in them for those of you who are stupid). I saw the horror one James's face when I smile dropped to the floor, rolled around a rock then shoot up and started shooting at a tree.

"What the heck are you doing!?" he screamed.

"Killing trees." I giggled

"Thats not very safe. You're probably gonna kill someone!"

"Nahh. Im so spiffy.. Oh and just an FYI I mildly pissed of some aliens the other day.... soo... there on this island looking for me! Hee hee!"

"WHAT!!" screamed Willow. "How did you even manage to piss of the extra terrestrials around here? They'll 'F' you up, dude."

"What the hell.." James screamed

"Stop acting like your surprised in my actions James.. You know i'm crazy and random shiz always happens.." I jumped down from the sparkle cloud and picked up my guns. "Lets get a move on.. I dont think its gonna be safe soon with all the aliens coming for meh!" 

   Willow, Scarlett and James who was now untied got up and walked towards to where I was standing hold my guns up in the air and shouting 'None shall pass'.

"Dude." Scarlett wispered to Willow "I think Cass has gone crazy... like WTF.."

"I know but I think it would be safe for all of us if we just play along.. right James." Willow said glanceing at him.

"Yeah I guess so. I wouldn't want to piss her off and die.." he sniffled. "I wanna go home"

"Suck it up ya big baby.." I glared at him. "Take this gun!" I tossed him a high powered rifle. "And remember ladies and gents 'America approves'."

   Scarlett and Willow grabbed some guns and a couple granades and caught up to me and James. We started walking deeper into the forest. It was dark and it smelt like Gloucester: like fish and sad people.

"Oh my god thats rank, yo." I yelled picking up a piece of what looked like flesh from an animal. I threw it on the ground and puked in a bush.

"LOL..." Scarlett laughed.

"Did you really just say 'Lol'?" asked James

"Ummm.... Yeah.."

That was really unnecessary... why didn't you just laugh..?"

"Well I don't have to if I don't wanna.."

"Hey ladies.. SHUT UP....!" I screamed.

"Yeah.. your getting on my nerves... I can't constraint and my wolfness with all this annoying blabber..!

"But.... i'm a boy.." James whispered. We continued walking through the forest. We walked and walked. It started to get darker and darker. CRUNCH. CRUNCH (← my attempted of sounds coming from the distance) I stopped dead in my tracks.

"What is it Cass?" asked James. He seamed a little concerned. Good haha let the little ginger be scared! Mwhahah! I held up my hand and got on my knees (thats what she did). I put my head on the ground and concentrated. I listened to the noises and focused my mind. I could see with my awesome phychic powers that it was indeed......

"I said 'What is it!" James said holding his gun up.

"Its......... the Walrusr...." I said. I looked over at James who was now crying in the corner. Then I glanced at Willow and Scarlett. We smiled at each other, and I knew that it was time to kick some walrus ass.

"We got this.." I said with a smile. I picked up my guns and loaded them. "Lets get ready to rumble ladies..!!"

"But imma boy..." James whispered picking up his gun with a terrified look on his face.

AUTHORS NOTE: YO MOTHER F-ERS!! Jk.. sorry about cutting it off here but me thinks that Jayden_Rayne gots this down... finish it my friend! Oh and i realize that the spacing is off and the font is off for a part of the chapter sorry.. i copied and pasted it from a word doc.. Yeah so dont hate me. Oh and ITALY WHAT THE F*@$'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! 

~H