The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

The Shroom.......OF AWESOMENESS (with a side of Epicness too!)

"GO HENRY!!! HENRY GO!!" I yelled, racing through the undergrowth, after my awesome bird. That bitch of a bird is going to PAY for snatching my 'stache! Henry was closing in on the finch, the mustache clutched tightly in its grubby little talons. "Just a little more...." I mumbled to myself, continuing to run......and.....BAM!!! Henry swooped up the bird like a side of beef!

"You're so awesome!!" I declared, running over to huggle my lovely quail while it held prisoner a struggling Finch. After caressing Henry for a few moments, I glared at the tiny bird. "You think you can take my mustache!? HUH, BUB!? WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG!! You are not awesome enough to handle this!" I raged, pointing at myself and Henry.

A smirk overtook my face. I had the perfect punishment.... >:D

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"Damn it all!!!!" snarled Cassandra. "James and freaking Eli are missing again!!!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!" cheered Leah.

"Don't say it....Please don't say it..!!!" groaned Willow.

"IT'S--"

"UGH!"

"F*ck!"

"ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!"

"YAY!!! ADVENTURE FREAKING TIME!!!" Scarlett chimed in.

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"....Are you sure this is ok...?"

"TOTALLY!!! Just take this as far away as possible!!!" I grinned, shoving the cocoanut into the swallow's claws.

"But-"

"LET ME OUT!!!" cried the Finch.

"Nuh! Not until you learned your lesson!!"

"I don't think I can carry this-"

"HOLY CRAP, HENRY!!!! SHROOMS!!!!" I cried, cutting the other bird off. I jumped from the tree and landed on a cushion of mushrooms. "ITS AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF THEM HENRY"

Henry rolled around on the round in the patch of toad stools with me as moral support. "Wait, aren't these poisonous!?"

"sssssooooooo aweeeesoommmmmme!!!"

"The walrus peaked out from behind the tree. "Haha....Now that I have everyone taken care of, I can finally have your friendship all to myself," he smirked as he looked at the person securely tucked under his flipper. There, was James.

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"How the hell is there a mountain on this tiny island?" grumbled Cassandra. They had been hiking for at least an hour. "AND WHY DOES MY GINGER ALWAYS GET STOLEN!?" she then bursted out, fumes of anger emanating from her.

Leah looked up from her shiny penny. "Just go with the plot line~!"

"Plot line...? What are you talking about?" questioned Willow

"Oh, nothing~!" *giggle*

"Dun forget about Eli" Scarlett pointed out.

"Eli can go to hell right now, for all I care! She keeps freaking disappearing!!!"

"But that's part of our chapters~!" chuckled Leah.

"What the hell are you talking about!? This isn't some kind of book!! Stop thinking of us as some sucky story written by 5 teenagers!" growled Willow, finally snapping.

".......Or is it....?" Leah murmured darkly, a smirk across her face.

"GUYS!!! A BRIDGE!!!! I THINK IT LEADS TO NARNIA!!!" yipped Scarlett.