The Fail Chapter of UNAWESOMENESS!!! (Of Totally Unepicness)

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hello my followers!!! I know, I know, you just love me so much~ BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU!!!! SO HA!!!! >:D!!!! Eh, anyway, I interrupted my awesome anime-watching time to write this.  But I REALLY can't think of ANYTHING to write! Ugh, my brain hasn't felt this depleted since I watched Nyan Cat. XD. Can I have a 'Get Out of Jail Free Card' and skip m chapter guys? XP. Also, I'm on my computer, and it's so old that I can't use Bold or Italicized text. So sometime later I'll have to go onto my mom's computer and bold this. :3. But I still love you laptop!!!! *snuggles with laptop* Ehehehehe...OOOO!! LOOK!!!! A RED BUTTON!!!! I wonder what it does!!! *pushes red button*


I woke up with a shock as my face connected with the hard wood floor of my room. Ugh. I fell out of bed again. With a grunt, I stood up, glancing at the alarm clock. It read 6:30. I still felt tired from my escapades last night with Cassandra, Leah, and Willow. And you know what? Leah never gave me my danm candy! How depressing.....

Henry poked his head out of my pajama pocket. "Good morning Henry!" I grinned.

Henry nodded and yawned, which caused me to yawn, which caused him to yawn again, which caused me yawn once again.....and this went on.....for ten minutes....

After our yawning fest, I quickly got dressed, brushed my hair and teeth, brushed Henry's teeth, and made some breakfast. I made some eggs. And I'd have to say, they looked like the best ones I ever cooked! I turned away to grab my plate, and when I looke back, MY EGGS WERE GONE!!!!!

And then there was a small burp from Phil.

"WHY PHIL!?!?! WHY!?!?!?" I yelled, falling onto my knees as it started to rain around me dramatically. And then my eyes caught the clock. 7:30. "Crap!" I groaned. "I'm going to be late for school!!!"

I shoved my backpack into my giant pockets and turned to Henry. "Henry, I am counting on you!" I said seriously. Henry nodded, a determined look on his face.

"POTATO POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!" I screamed, turning almost instantly into a potato. Henry then cluched me in his claws and flew me to school, all while I was yelling: "I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYY~!!!!"

Once we arrived at school, I hid behind a tree and changed back. And as I looked at the schools entrance, I realized something..........Today was Saturday!!!!! FML....And then I realized something else....I DIDN'T USE THE WORD 'AWESOME' IN MY CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! D:



*J3's corner of self pitty blows up* Huh, so that's what that button does. Wait...J3!!!! *starts digging through the rubble* AAHHH!!! I CAN'T FIND HER!!!!!!! T_T....... Oh well!!! X3..... So yeah, I'm so sorry for my chapter. I really didn't know what to write. And I really wanted to continue from the last chapter, but I don't know how to write the other's character. I suck with that. X3. 

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