Okay, so, apparently I have to finish off Cassandra's last chapter... Aliens, walruses and guns, huh? Oh, this is gonna be interesting... >:) Ready or not, here I come!
"Do you seriously think that Cass is going crazy?" I asked Scarlet.
"Of course she is, just look at that crazy look in her eyes!"
"I thought she always had that look..." chimed in James.
"Well..." Scarlet and I were trying to come up with an excuse, but found nothing.
"Whatever, can we just get on with it?"
"Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the forest..."
"Hey, since you a wolf, aren'y you used to that?"
"Yeah, and you can only see in black and white, right?"
"Wait a second, does your mom give you your heart guard? You can get heart worms, ya know..."
"OKAY, WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! GOD... Moving on, people." Talk about getting peeved.
Anyway, we continued to travel onward into the winding forest. We pursued elaborate looking trees and climbed them (or Scarlet did while she was sugar high off of something I'll never know -_-) jumped over deep, dark and depressing cliffs (well, I did with my amazing, strong, sleek, muscles covered by my wonderful, soft, brown fur that nicely complimented my clear, deep, green eyes that also--) "WILLOW, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP COMPLIMENTING YOURSELF!? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I'M THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD!! (Wait, how did you...stupid psychic powers.) "Look, can we just go on now? We really need to find Eli and the walrus, got it? (Whatever, man...)
Ahem, so, with that we went on to find Eli and walrus. Scarlet was observing animals and plants and everytime she tried touching something that looked like it was dying of some disease we yelled at her. Me and Cass were the ones leading the pack, of course...she was still going on about aliens. I myself was getting tired of swatting away bugs even though I was prone to getting bugs hiding in my hair, that I would of course kill later on in time.
We neared yet another cave and inside was...well...you know who. We saw the walrus inside with Eli and Leah as hostage.
"Wwalrus! Surrender and no one gets hurt!"
"But it's just him. It. Whatever."
"Quiet, James!"
"Well..."
"Yeah, give it up, walrus! We've got the place surrounded!"
"I will never give up! Never!!"
"Then you shall pay!"
We all gained up on him and pretty much beat him to the pulp for the last time. We shot him with our awesome ass guns and chucked grenades at him as he exploded into peices. That should be the last time we'll ever see him...or is it? Dun, dun, DUUUUUUHHH!!
But seriously, he's beat up pretty bad.
So yeah, that's that. Sorry if it was crappy. I couldn't really think of anything...I might add more later, but we'll see. Alright, now the book can go on. :D
~J1
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Teen FictionAn epic tale of four friends in their highschool years. DOES NOT HAVE A PLOT LINE. Read the first chapter-You have been warned....
