"Well this is just freaking great!! Now we're stuck on a goddamned, conveniently located, tropical island!!!! Good job everyone! Good Job!" growled Willow, clearly pissed about our situation.
"I blame James!" hissed Cassandra, shooting an accusing glance at the ginger.
"Hey! How is this my fault!? You guys left me in a Toyota Corolla for three months!!" retorted James.
"Guys! Calm down! And it was actually 5 months, ten days, and nine hours...." Leah replied, trailing off.
".............OK, WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OF THIS ISLAND!!!!!!!" shouted Cassandra. "AND WHERE IS ERICA!?!?!"
"I think you mean Eli.....Potato....Eli Potato....." sighed Willow.
"No, I mean Erica! I don't care about that damn nickname or alias or whatever!"
"She was muttering something about potatoes and walked off" replied Leah.
"Well that is just freaking great!" Cassandra muttered.
"Psssssht, she'll come back. How else will she get some of my candy?" Leah grinned, sticking her hand in her pocket and pulling out a fistful of chocolate.
~~~~~~meanwhile~~~~~~~
I stalked through the forest skillfully, stroking my mustache subconsciously. "Henry! My plan is working! They don't suspect it is me at all!! I am just that awesome!!!"
".....Are you that brain dead? They all asked why you were wearing a mustache!!!" replied Henry, poking his head out of my awesome mustache, wearing a mustache of his own.
"Don't challenge the awesome me!"
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"I don't think Erica is coming back...." said a now bored Cassandra, having calmed down.
"I have an idea" stated Leah.
"What?" asked Cassandra.
"Walruses"
"Walruses...?"
"Walruses"
~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~~
I snapped out of my meditation. Meditation is good for potatoes....and it helps keep up my awesome level of awesomeness.
"My potato senses are tingling!! The Walrus Sings At Midnight!" I whispered, now fully alert.
"Maybe I should just check on everyone just-HOLY CRAP HENRY!!!! LOOK!!! IT'S A BUTTERFLY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" *chases after butterfly*
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"See, told you it was a good idea!" stated Leah matter-of-factly as she rode on top of a walrus.
"I think a unicorn would've been better...." complained Cassandra, riding on top of her own walrus. An odd silence filled the area as the Walruses scooted onward.
"WAIT!! where's James?" gasped Leah.
"...........crap........"
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"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BUTTERFLY!!!" I screamed, my hands out in front of me like superman. I was in hot pursuit of the butterfly, when, all of a suddenly, a net captured it. "Wha-?" I stopped, confused. A British man then revealed himself, smirking.
"This butterfly now belongs to the Queen!"
I frowned. "Aw man. British guys always catch my butterflies!"
~~~~~~~sometime later~~~~~~~~
Leah and Cassandra sat around a fire they built from themselves. Cassandra took a stick and set it in the fire, watching it set ablaze. "Hehehehehe....."
"You're such a pyro" stated Leah.
"I know" grinned Cassandra.
"GUYS!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!" yelled Willow, running back into the clearing.
"Will it help us escape!?" asked Cassandra, standing up excitedly.
"Nope!" replied Willow.
"Then what is it!?" Leah and Cassandra questioned in unison.
"This!!!" cheered Willow, holding out her hands. In them was a tiny hermit crab. Adorable, but completely lacking in James-location-knowledge.
"Ugh, that's it?" sighed Cassandra, her hopes now diminished.
"I think I can help you with your predicament" I said, popping out of a tree randomly, stroking my mustache carefully. Henry perched on my shoulder.
"ERICA! Finally! Your back!"
"I do not know this Erica of which you speak. My name is Eli, Eli Pota-" I was interrupted by Willow.
"Come on!!! That's Henry perched onto your shoulder!"
"I do not know of any Henry either. This is......er......Steve...Steve Awesome..." I stated, now taking my other free hand and stroking Henry's mustache. "Right Steve?". Henry gave a thumbs up.
Willow face-palmed. "I totally forget what we were just talking about now...."
"Me too..." Sighed Cassandra.
"My awesomeness!" I declared. "How can you forget about that!"
"But I thought that we were talking about escap-"
"PRAISE THE AWESOME ME!!!!" I ordered, cutting Leah off.
....... And that is how we got nothing accomplished on our first 9 hours on the island.
Aw, man! I never thought I could get this unfunny!!! T_T. I'm sorry guys! I didn't do your characters well at all. I also feel like I rambled for too long. I don't know exactly how long this chapter is, but I hope it isn't dreadful! :')
*Slightly opens J3's trash can and throws a rabid squirrel inside* MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D
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The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness
Novela JuvenilAn epic tale of four friends in their highschool years. DOES NOT HAVE A PLOT LINE. Read the first chapter-You have been warned....
