Okay, so I realize that I haven't written anything for awhile...and I know you guys hate that, I just get really lazy sometimes and with school and stuff, so...bear with me, kay? Your program will resume after these messages...
HOSPITAL...THE HORIZON...POTATOES...PUPPETS...FOOD NETWORK...CHARLIE SHEEN...WHAT DO THESE THINGS ALL HAVE IN COMMON???
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I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE...
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So there I was...right in the middle of a battle field. Just about to get slaughtered by gross-looking zombies in the dead of night. Cassandra, Leah and Erica had no idea what was in store for all of humanity and the world itself. I fended for myself against hundreds if not thousands of brain-eating, organ chewing, blood-thirsty dead cannibals. It was both terrifying and tremendous because of the skills I had to get out of this sudden gory mess. I was fully prepared...that was until my iPhone beeped.
Immediately I charged at the living-dead crowd of men, women, children and...what ever that hell that thing was at my left that looked like a homo-erectus (look it up, people.) I dashed out of the crowd of people uninjured (I have to put emphasis on uninjured because someone will try to make up and excuse. WELL, THERE ARE NO EXCUSES!!! NOT THIS TIME, ERICA!!!) Anywho...I ran out and over to the hills because...well...you just always head for the hills. Hence the saying: "HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!" Of course, someone always dies in a situation like this...like The Situation from Jersey Shore. Um...yeah. Moving on...
And so I ran to the hills...yes, I know we already went over that. But what we didn't go over was the fact that there was a church on this hill. I mean, isn't there always? If not a church, a hospital. If not a hospital, a high school. If not a high school then it's in a cave (inside joke to my people). And so I frolicked in a field of glorious wild flowers as an army of people who looked like they had just finished making the music video Thriller. Wait one minute...I GOT IT!!! After I stood in the Mario position after he achieves in finally catching a star of some sort that took 3 hours to get, I ran to the center of the field...where the army of the living-dead awaits for my presence...
What ever will happen to Willow when she runs to the center? What will she do then? Will I ever stop being an idiot? Find out in the next chapter of: THE EPITOME (EP-IH-TOME) OF EPICNESS!!!!!!! *ecoes in background*
~J1
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The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness
Fiksi RemajaAn epic tale of four friends in their highschool years. DOES NOT HAVE A PLOT LINE. Read the first chapter-You have been warned....
