The tale of failing class......um OF EPICNESS!!!!!

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       As you can see Erica, Leah and Willow are one taco short of a combo plater. Well im not. Well sorta. Im not that CRAZY. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. AHHHHHHH. Well anywho back to my story. But first let me tell you about myself.

  My name is Cassandra Wallis. i have black eyes. (no color around the pupil) i have fiery red hair with luminous curls. I'm not that tall maybe about 5'4 and i'm lean. I may seem like an ordinary girl, but i'm FAR from ordinary. I have special powers. I can read minds and manipulate them, and i can also tell the future. (i can look back on the past and the what will happen) I know i'm rad. Ya totally *''jellin''. 

         ''Ugh, do i have to get up and do my oral report on how amazing gingers are?'' I groan as my teacher stands over me with an angry face. 

''Yes. Yes you do.'' she basically yells. Her nasty ass breath hits me in the face like a brick. 

''I dont want to.'' i say flatly. I can see the steam pour out of her ears and her face turn red and hot. 

''NOW, Wallis'' she screams in my face. I hold in my gag, stand up, walk slowly to the front of the room and, BAM i turn around full force look her in the eyes and say softly through my teeth,

 ''I said I dont want to go.'' her pupils go thin and she says in a monotoned voice 

''OK, you're excused from the oral presentation.'' 

'' Good '' i say with a smile. i walk yo my desk and grab my purse and ditch the fat old hags class. '

'Bye Ms. Crub" i yell i i dash down the halls. I can see Leah.......and.......Willow.........and........Erica have already ditched. ''I guess i'll go find them'."

*tots- short for totally

*jellin- short for jelous

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