The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

The Rescue (Again?) of (EPICNESS)

I looked around from the spot I was sitting one the beach. I looked over to Erica (aka Eli Potato) and growled at the site of her obnoxiousness. Why cant she ever act normal.

"Eli!" I yelled. She stopped chasing the bird that flew over head and smiled.

"Yes?" she laughed.

"I think this is your fault that James is gone!" I yelled. I stood up and walked over to her.

"It probably was my fault." she said as she found something else to annoy. Eli ran off to grab the squirrel that ran by.

"Well...... that went well." smirked Leah who was kicking a tree over and over again.

"Yeah." I said as I slumped back down. "You practicing your ninja skills?" I asked.

"No. i'm just pissed at this tree." she laughed and started climbing the limbs.

"WELL, THIS IS JUST PURFECT. IM STUCK ON A DERETDED ISLAND WITH A DILUSIONAL POTATO, AND NINJA WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET OFFTHIS FIGGEN ISLAND AND A PHYCHIC WHO CANT DO CRAP!" screamed Willow as she transformed out of her wolf figure and stomped towards the log I was sitting on.

"Hey thats unnecessary. I can do stuff. Its just I need to be able to sense James if I ever want to find him. And another thing I don't really like to use my powers, it hurts my head". I frowned.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" THUMP!

"What the hell was that?" Willow squealed. We got up and ran over to a tree. There at the bottom was Scarlette.

"What are you doing here?" I yelled

"I was following Eli. I tied my self to the helicopter and then you crashed so I parachuted down and got stuck in this tree. Then I fell.

"Why the balls were you following us." I asked. "Don't you think thats kinda creepy?"

"Well..... I missed you. I haven't seen you guys in forever. And I heard that you were rescuing James the Ginger so I was like 'Hell, yeah biznitch I wanna go help them.' but then I relized I should probably just creep on you and make Erica and Cassie proud but I got caught. Sad Face!" she said pointing to her face.

"Haha" laughed Willow. "Maybe we should go rescue James."

"What do you mean 'we should' I thought you already did." asked Scarlette.

"Well..... a walrus kinda took him. Hee hee." I said quietly

"How in the flying monkeys did you mange that one?" Scarlette yelled.

"It was all Erica's fault. She wasn't here to protect us from the Walrus's of the world." Willow stated.

"I'm not Erica. Im Eli Potato and i'm your personal guide for the day." 'Eli' said as she came out of the bushes.

"Yeah. Alright. But we really should go find him." I said as I gave 'Eli' a death glare.

"Wait before we leave and save the annoying ginger. Where is Leah?" asked Scarlette.

"I have no idea. She was climbing trees earlier but then she just disappeared." I said looking up and down the beach.

"I swear to god, if she was taken by a walrus i'm going to kill someone." snarled Willow

"Yeah all right calm down Willow. Hey I think I see something on the beach." I said squinting my eyes cause my glasses were cracked. "I think thats James's shoe!" I yelled running to go pick it up.

"Is it?" asked Willow and Scarlette in uni-sense. They were walking over to where I was standing. I pick up the shoe and nodded. We all looked at each other and we started walking back up to the grass.

"Dude we need to go. NOW. I need my ginger friend." I yelled "I really can't survive with out the gingers."

"ok lets go." Scarlette said as she picked up a sharp rock and put it in her pocket. "You never know when your gonna need a sharp rock." she smiled a skipped away.

"Shes creepy." Willow whispered.

"I know but we still love her." I whispered back. She laughed and we started walking after her.

------------------ten minutes later. Heading towards a waterfall----------------------

"Wait guys!" I yelled I ran to the base of the waterfall. I treaded through the water and picked up a book. "Look it's some dumb ass anime book. This must be gingers." I said a I flipped through he pages.

"How do you figure?" Scarlette questioned as she took the book from me.

"She psychic stupid." Willow hissed.

"Well. I knew that dim wit!" Scarlette hissed right back.

"Girls stop." I said focusing my mind. "I really need to concentrate if I want to safe James I need quiet."

My mind went black..then I saw it. James was cowering. Surrounded by walruses on all sides. He looked scared. I looked around the room he was in. it looked dark and cave-ish. It was kinda scary.

"I know where he is!" I yelled.

"The cave a the bottom of the cliff over there." Scarlette said as she sat down on the rock behind her.

"OH MY GOD!" I said. Then all of a sudden a girl dressed in a ninja outfit came out of no where.

"Yessssss......" she said creepily. She took of the mask and smiled.

"Leah! Where the hell have you been?" Willow screamed. "We thought you were dead."

"Really?" Leah asked surprised.

"No." I said. "We just left with out really even looking for you."

"Oh..... where's ginger. I thought you would have found him by now."

"Oh we were on our way now." I said turning away from her. I turned to Scarlette. "How'd you know where ginger is?" I asked puzzled.

"You talk during your visions thingys." she said smiling her creepy smile.

"Oh.... well.. lets go. Ginger can't survive the walruses for much longer." I smiled digging in my pockets I pulled out a machine gun. "Get 'er done." I yelled and we started walking.

AUTHORS NOTE: umm guys sorry for the lack of funny. Sorry :/. any who. J1 finish this riveting tale. *wink wink* also sorry it toke so long for me to upload. Oh and Erica (Eli Potato) is lost. We must find her!!!!!!!!! hee hee.

~H