The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) Of Epicness

Back to Square One...Maaayyybbeeee (Of Bloody Epicness~!)

"I certainly ponder on the interesting fact that you, Mr. Hurrington, are incorrect in the sense of stating that artificial chromosomal mutations are not advanced enough to change a human being's DNA. I mean, good Lord, just look at Ms. Erica!" said Leah, over-exaggerating her British accent.

"Aha, vedy funny, Leah. At least I am not ze one who thought zat Santa Claus was real until...now." Erica smirked slyly, waiting for Leah's response.

"How dare you say that about dear old St. Nick?! Chris Kringle is real, indeed! Just looks at the facts! The half eaten cookies, the empty glasses of milk, the presents that appear magically under the tree...why, it's practically proved by science!"

"Cough, cough--stoopid--cough, cough."

"...Bloody git..."

"Leah, Erica, to the office. Now."

"Oh tea bags, now look what you've done!"

I watched as Erica and Leah continued their argument down the hall as they strolled over to the principal's office. Of course, they never actually got into trouble. At least not yet, anyways.

"Hey Cass..." I whispered over to her. "Is it just me, or are we missing something?"

"Shh! I'm trying to listen!"

"Since when do you ever listen?"

"...Point taken. So what did you ask again?"

I sighed. "Are we missing someone?" Then it hit me."SCARLET!!!"

 I flipped over my desk and then defenestrated myself before anyone could even think to stop me--before I could even think myself, come to think of it. A few miles away from the school, I made sure that no one saw me as I morphed into my super-duper awesome wolf form. I ran across the Sahara desert, through the perilous waters of the Atlantic, climbed Mt. Everest, searched the Amazon rainforest, endured the frozen waste land known as Antarctica, and...WENT ON A SPACE EXPEDITION AROUND THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM!!! Yes, I know, a grave risk...and a risk that I must take in order to retrieve my dear friend from the horrors that must be toturing her! Don't fret, my pet! Willow is coming to the rescue!!

Now, I must say that I am going to have to make this chapter quite long in order to make you all visualize the tremendous dangers that I went through, the chances that I take. So, without further ado...

"AW, HELL NO!"

Da hell was that? I looked up and to my surprise, there was Henry!

"Henry! How ya doin' there, lil' buddy!"

"What in God's name do you think you're doing, Willow!?"

"What chu talkin' 'bout, Henry?"

"I'm talkin' 'bout you talkin' 'bout all this madness!"

"MADNESS!?" I looked at the small bird with a pychopathic look on my dog-like face. (Yeah, imagine that...)

"THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAAA~!"

"NO, THIS IS HENRY!"

"No, dude, you don't get it..."

"No, I get that my name is Henry!"

"...-_-"...FML."

"Whatever, Willie. FOR NARNIAAAA~!"

And with that, we both continued our fantastic journey around the world in search of Scarlet...

TO BE CONTINUED...DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

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Okay, so I think that this chapter was short...I think. But I might add more in it later, so hang in there guys. Sorry if it wasn't that great, I tried. :( Anyways...*looks at E as she goes around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and apples and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around goes around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around goes around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around*

Haha, I'm so obnoxious. XD ~J1