Our Book of Rants

16. A Letter He Will Never Read, but I hope he does!

Hey guys,
Mad here.
*updated on 17.12.16, YouTube video included.*

Dear _______,
I remember when I first saw you. I thought you were the most arrogant jerkhole ever. I mean we were the first ones to class and you acted like I was beneath you. *But now I know that you still are a jerkhole.*

I ignored your existence till the day you and two of our friends were stranded outside class. *I regret that day. Till date.* I still remember how we spent four hours in the stairwell. That was the moment I realised that you weren't as cocky as I thought. *Hey every body makes mistakes. I was high(on life, I don't do drugs), probably.* Your sense of humour is so amazing. I thought you were the funniest guy I have ever met. *Barf! I don't know what was going through my head when I wrote this shit. Lol.*

As the days went by we became friends. That's it. I was quite sure that I will never ever like you. But I did. It sucks. *First thing I got right in the damn letter. When I finally got my confiscated phone back, we started chatting and damn those days. *Damn them.

People asked me, why him? Why you? Honestly speaking, you are really effed up. There is nothing good about you. You are such a different person than you show. You are bad. But I guess I see the good in you.*Clearly, I was not in my senses. Someone hacked into my account.* I see how lovely you can be. I see how smart you can be. I see how responsible and loyal you can be.*Kill me NOW.* At the same time I can see how terrible you can be. It's scary, But avoidable.
I want you to see how much you underestimate the power in you. You are a beautiful person. *No. Just. No. #Cringe

I remember when you sent me the rob zombie songs thinking it was my genre. I liked you. A lot. And then maybe you did too. That's where everything went wrong. No one's ever liked me back. I couldn't handle it so I stopped talking to you. I started acting weird. And we stopped chatting. But you didn't give up. You looked at me in class and we used to have endless eye to eye conversations. But then even that stopped. *Thank Goodness! Good riddance.

Now it's back to square one. We are almost strangers. I realise that I never actually knew you. I knew parts of you. I was holding on to them, thinking I can get back what we had. But now, it feels like those parts are slipping away. *They're almost gone. #SoHappy

I keep lying to myself, "I am not going to give up, not gonna lose you." But now I realise I have already lost you, rather you were never mine to keep. (That line though, much swag) *Yes, much swag but at the same time, BARFFFFFFFFFFF... *

So do I feel bad? No, duh! It sucks. But eventually I will get over it. We were never meant to be, I guess, and that's okay! I'll just really miss it. Like I am now. *I DON'T MISS ANYTHING. I REPEAT, I DON'T MISS ANYTHING*
Love,*Hate, like shove a cactus up your arse
Maddo*Fuck off, PLEASE.

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17. 12. 16

Ties her hair into a bun

Clears her throat

Puts on her no nonsense face

Ahem...

Advice to all hopeless romantics like me:
DO NOT upload potentially cringey stuff on social media. It's going to be there FOREVER. And it will keep coming back to you, haunting you for the rest of your life. So don't. It sucks. #BeenThereDoneThat

Drops the mic

Unties her hair and runs to her bed

Slides under her comforter

Opens her laptop

Uploads a poem about her new crush.