Our Book of Rants

43. Doctor Strange (Vika)

So basically I have a whole list of topics since like August that I want to write chapters about but I procrastinate a lot, so, here I am. Next chapter will probably be Now You See Me 2. OR THE CURSED CHILD.

YES. THE CURSED CHILD.

I cannot believe I didn't rant about that!

(Side note- Oh my god Awkward is the most annoying show ever and I am still watching the repeats at 2 a.m. I should be doing better things with my life than watching Awkward, but I just can't bring myself to stop. And I should sleep. Three hours of sleep is not enough and I am now beginning to see the effects of my lack of sleep but I mean I also have no time and SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK. Lol. Awkward is terrible. And I watch Ugly Betty too DON'T JUDGE ME YES I WATCH TRASHY GOSSIP AND HIGH SCHOOL SHOWS ABOUT BITCHY PEOPLE OCCASIONALLY.)

Jenna's guidance counselor is lame. I don't like her. Matty is pretty boring though. I'm bored of calling people hot though. I mean, at this point I would call Hugh Laurie hot before I called Beau Mirchoff (the only reason I know this is that the credits are going on right now) hot. Because House is smart and intellectual.

and intellectual and artsy people are hot. Writing poetry is hot. Reciting Shakespeare is hot. Playing the piano or the violin is hot.

I don't know where I was going with that. It was just sort of there in my head and I typed it and since I don't edit these chapters, I'm not going to backspace it either.

Okay, even if I was probably going nowhere with that, I have a point.

I mean, I now realise where I was going with the hot people point. Everything makes sense and is logical in my head and people say I'm too fast and I don't understand why it's fast because it makes sense to me and everything makes sense.

"Birds exist to teach us things about the sky."

That's from Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe. It's a really beautiful book. That's my new fav quote ever.

200 words into the chapter I am finally moving on to my topic.

HOT PEOPLE- BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.

(So is Tom Hiddleston but I'm trying to stay on the same topic. Idk if it even matters anymore lol my chapters are random af somethimes.)

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AS DR. STRANGE.

Check the media, screenshot of this absolutely beautiful tumblr post about Doctor Strange.

The best part of the movie was that Christine wasn't his love interest, and that Christine wore scrubs.

Christine wore scrubs throughout the movie. That was beautiful

(I feel like I'm sounding repetitive?)

Anyways, moving on from Christine.

TILDA SWINTON. WAS AMAZING AS THE ANCIENT ONE.

SHE WAS JUST FUCKING AMAZING AND I LOVED THE CHARACTER AND SHE WAS BADASS AND JUST BRLLIANT.

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain."

"Mister Doctor?"

Everything about that movie was just perfect.

The effects were really good. And it was so pretty. The kaleidoscope like thing and the falling buildings and the colorful dimensions and it was so much better than dull gray superhero movies.

I'm slightly confused about the multiverse though.

Like Yggdrasil (nine realms)+ GotG verse+ the multiverse= the whole thing?

What is universe thing is Thanos in out of this.

PLEASE HELP ME I AM CONFUSED.

His watch was really beautiful too. The one Christine gave him. It was just really sad and beautiful that that was the only thing he didn't sell.

(HIS WATCH COLLECTION AT THE START WAS REALLY FUCKING HOT DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON WATCHES . WATCHES ARE REALLY HOT DON'T JUDGE ME)

Wong was hilarious af and all the library scenes were amazing.

The movie was just this perfect balance of perfection and imperfection and comic relief and seriousness and deep thoughts and hot people and awesomeness

(SIDE NOTE- ANGIE TRIBECA IS FUCKING AWESOME.)

Mordo. And everything about it was amazing.

The fluorescent in the Dark Dimension was slightly creepy though.

Benedict Cumberbatch was really hot though.

Doctor Strange is my new fav Marvel movie.

My fav Marvel movies in order are:

1. Doctor Strange

2. Thor 2

3. The Avengers

4. TWS

5. CA:CW

6. Iron Man

7. Iron Man 2

8. Captain America: The First Avenger

9. Avengers: AOU

10. Thor

11. Iron Man 3

12. Guardians of the Galaxy

13. Ant Man

14. The Incredible Hulk

The list is susceptible to change. Except 12, 13, 14.

My dislike of those movies is eternal and undying.

(There is a mosquito and I don't know how to get rid of it how does one get rid of mosquitoes they buzz incessantly and are annoying)

Next chapter will be about The Cursed Child.

I have successfully procrastinated for another hour while writing this.

Bye people.

~Vika