Hey!!!! Mad here and I shall talk about the great glass elevator. Or not.
Let's cut to the chase. Here is a story I read last year. (Names have been changed)
My father's bodyguard came to pick me up after mum died.
My name is Victoria. My dad is Victor Chandler, the senator. He couldn't come so he sent his bodyguard, who was tall, almost my age and he had deep blue eyes with a shock of blond hair. Dressed in a black suit, he looked like a young 007. He was behind me and looked at me in the strangest way. I liked it. <creep alert>.
We didn't speak because I was not in the mood. My dad ditched me for some crappy meeting. He never does that which is why I was hurt.
< her dad sent her a blond blue eyed guy complete with six pack abs and a James Bond suit 'n' tie, and she is hurt? Well I know that her mom passed away and I should cut her some slack but doesn't she like the way he stares at her? So why the 'I'm-not-in-the-mood' bullshit?>
< one day later>
Robert< that's the bodyguard by the way> was staring at me. I could feel his eyes on my back, slowly moving lower< yeah cause his anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon> and I involuntarily gasped < and I involuntarily threw up>.
I knew what to do. I ran towards my bedroom and he entered behind me. His hands reached the back <back fetish > of my dress and he tore it. His ran his hands over my back... <and the rest is history.>
So, she has s#x with someone she met yesterday and she wasn't even stoned!
Why? No one does that and to all the guys fantasizing and thinking of staring at girls this way, all you will get is a restraining order. I swear.
I mean the story losses the charm when stuff happens so quickly. Take it slow, dude. This story for example. The plot would have been excellent if the desperate daughter would have calmed her t#ts and Robert would have kept it in his pants.
So please try and add some romance and try to make sure that there is at least a 3 day gap between the meeting and the mating in your RomComs otherwise it will just be Fifty Shades of Grey.
So that's it for today. See you soon.
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