Night At The Museum

No More

Chapter 13:
( Larry and Maco )

(Maco)

As I walked away from the Egypt exhibit, the gunshots got louder "Who's shooting in the museum?" I asked myself as I walked down the hall, the sound of my boots clacking against the ground echoed in the halls. What could be making that noise? I walked towards the room where all the noise was coming from.

The doors were closed, I pressed my ear against the door and heard the sound clanking and shooting. I opened the door and found mannequins with no faces dressed up as the Civil War soldiers during the Civil War. The mannequins attacked each other; well obviously because they were enemies "guys, guys hey stop that" I said waving my arms in the air. The Civil War guys didn't stop, they kept on shooting and attacking each other; wish I had popcorn for this entertainment!  Once they started stabbing each other it wasn't entertaining anymore, they were making their stuffing come out of their clothes! Guys, guys stop this" I said walking up to the soldiers "guys please" I said standing in front of them, they didn't stop. A gun dropped in front of me. I looked at the gun and picked it up; if they're not going to stop, maybe this will! I shot in the air as the Civil War soldiers stopped to look at me " hey! Enough guys look at you, the stuffing is coming out of you!" I yelled, the soldiers looked at themselves I sat on the fake gate post "let me sew you guys up, two rows guys" I said making my arms parallel. The soldiers got into two lines as I reached into my back pack and brought out a needle and spewls of string: a navy blue spewl and a tan brown spewl "lets see if I can get you guys sewed up before the sun rises".

(Larry)

Everything went from calm to wild, I ran into Teddy again who was staring at Sacagawea and still hasn't spoken to her for fifty years to the Romans and Cowboys fighting, Dexter having my keys and made me chase him, neanderthals lit themselves on fire so I had to use the fire extinguisher on them, and on top of that I lost Maco.

I heard Dexter behind me and chased him until we stood in one of the exhibits, I asked him to give me the keys but he didn't; he slapped me! Obviously I slapped him back to the point where we were continuing to slap each other "what are you doing slapping a monkey?" Teddy said walking up to us "Teddy, he's been pushing me around and I'm tired of it" I said pointing to Dexter "oh poppy cock" Teddy said stepping into the exhibit "have you gone rabid?" he asked giving me his hanky, I took the handkerchief and wiped my face " you must treat him with love and care, without him there is no us, may I have the keys good friend?" Teddy said holding out his hand; to my surprise Dexter gave him the keys, I was shocked! Teddy gave me the keys afterwards "well Teddy, you seem like you know what your doing you should be in charge" I said giving the keys back to him, Teddy fumbled for a moment as I walked away "I'm not fit for this Lawrence, but if you could teach these inhabitants to get along then we wouldn't have to be locked up everynight" Teddy said following "I came back didn't I?" I said looking back at Teddy "Larry!" Someone said, I turned to find Maco coming down the stairs "I sewed up the Civil War soldiers so you won't get in trouble" Maco said shrugging, thank goodness she found me "thanks Maco, really appreciate it" I said putting my hands in my pockets "hello" Maco said to Teddy Roosevelt "Teddy Roosevelt at your service" Teddy said bowing, another friend for Maco.

Maco looked at me and frowned "what's wrong Larry?" She asked "he doesn't want to work here anymore" Teddy answered, Maco put her hands on her mouth "oh no, why?" She said walking infront of me "this job is hard Maco" I said walking away from her. Maco followed me until the bronze man who's name I didn't know stopped me and pointed to a window; which was opened! I looked outside to figure out that one of the neanderthals was outside! Maco and I ran outside before the sun was in the sky but it was too late, the poor neanderthal took one last look at us before turning into dust. Maco put a hand over her mouth and looked away as I took her by the shoulders and steered her inside before watching the dust in the road get cleaned up by the street cleaner.

The sun was finally up, and everything inside the museum was back where they belonged. Maco gathered her things at the desk while I walked up to Teddy Roosevelt who had my keys in his hand, I took my keys and walked away.