Night At The Museum

Who are you all?

Chapter 7:
(Larry)

As soon as I got to the Savannah room, the lions roared at me, creeping towards me. I backed away towards the exit but the mammoth blocked the exit and pushed me in making me drop the packet of rules, the ostriches were trying to peck me. The lions were so close to eating me; I panicked " there had to be another exit" I thought.

I looked around and across the room there was an exit! But how to get over there without getting eaten? "The forest" I thought. I took a deep breath, lunged for the packet and ran into the little forest which had snakes to my surprise! The snakes startled me at first as I looked around for the lions; they stared at me and roared, I didn't hesitate to run for the other exit. When I finally got to the other exit I quickly tried to lock the gate but the male lion jumped on the gate and roared at me I screamed in panic as the lion looked me in the eyes, once the lion got off the gate and left I locked the gate and breathed.

I checked the third rule on the packet which said "Double check to see if the monkey has your keys" at first I didn't get what that meant, but when I heard the sound of a monkey I looked up; on the other side of the gate, in the tree, sat a little monkey.

"Hey" I said quietly, the monkey was holding my keys, how on earth did the little guys get my keys "what's your name? Drew?" I questioned, the monkey made a face that looked like he was frowning "Dewey?" I questioned again, the monkey shook his head and smiled "Dexter? Dexter!" I finally figured out what the monkeys name is. I asked the monkey to give me the keys but he bit my nose, urinated on me, took the packet of rules away, and ripped it because his little friends clapped their hands, encouraging him to do such. I was so furious that I walked away.

I sat in the miniature figurine room, I didn't know what to do now. That packet of rules told me what to do and now that I don't have it, I was lost. I felt a sharp pinch under my lip. I touched the bottom of my lip to feel something poking out of it; a tiny dart! I ripped the dart from under my lip, my lip went all numb. Where did that tiny dart come from? I looked to the left to find little people trying to shoot me with their tiny darts again. What was their deal? As they got ready to shoot me again, I put my hand in the way to block the darts from hitting my face. I sprang up and backed away from the little people. Behind me were noises; the sound of horses neighing, the clinking sounds of nails and hammers. I turned around to find more little people but they were just building.

I felt something on my feet, it was very tight and some what made me lose balance. I looked down to see more little people, they were tying ropes around my ankles and feet "hey, hey! Stop that" I trying to figure out what they were doing. They didn't stop! They tugged on the rope and made me fall back on their little train tracks after that they tied up my upper body. What was their deal? A small dressed up man with a top hat walked up to me and yelled out something about not being locked up anymore. Why were they telling me this? I wasn't even going to lock them up. A cowboy that was sitting on a horse said something about "firing up the iron horse"
I turned to my right to see a dark tunnel and in the tunnel there was a glow. Was that a train? The train was coming straight at me! I turned back to the cowboy " hey blondey" "it's Jedediah" he said with a bit of frustration on his face
"Tell them to stop the train"
"It's  a big no can't do cracker jack"
"What's going on here, huh?"
"Someone's gotta pay"
"Pay for what?"
"I don't know just pay, now stop crying and take it like a man!"
"Seriously stop the train"
"Alright stop the train!"
"Thank you"
"Now full speed ahead!Ram him! Split his head open like a watermelon!"
I looked back at the train only to have it hit me in the nose "for crying out loud!" Jedediah said with disappointment in his voice "alright that's it" I said slowly getting out of their tiny ropes dramatically, once I sat up I was surrounded by little Romans "prepare the catapults " their leader said "whoa whoa Octavius, this ain't your fight! This giant is on our land" Jedediah said standing next to me pointing, I turned towards Jedediah "hey Jed, little guy, yeah I'm not a giant I'm just average sized" "don't talk down to me!" Jed snapped at me. I looked down at the tiny Romans "I'm not a giant guys, alright? You're just really little" I tried to explain "we may be small but our hearts are large. . . Metaphorically speaking" Octavius said placing his hand on his chest "don't take it the wrong way, you're just miniature" I continued to explain. "Silence!" Octavius yelled "the Roman Empire knows no boundaries" "don't do it son" Jedediah warned "don't do what?" I asked "Octavius" Jedediah warned again "don't do what" I asked again "unleash him!" Octavius yelled.

The small Romans opened fire; releasing the fire balls and fire arrows at me, the may have been small but they burned! I got up and moved away from the little catapults and Romans "climb a board, son" someone said, I turned to find a man sitting on a horse, it was the wax figure Maco was touching "take the hand" he said with a smile. I didn't waste time, I took his hand and off we went.