Night At The Museum

More Craziness

Chapter 6:
(Larry)

Am I dreaming? I hope I am, I ran up the stairs to see all of the creatures walking around, they all seem to be enjoying themselves. "Hey!" something with a really deep voice called out, I looked at the Moai statue "dum dum" it added "yeah?" I asked swallowing and shaking, was that statue talking to me? "You give me gum gum" the statue said. So it was talking to me "I-I give you gum gum?" I questioned "you do dum dum, you give me gum gum" it said, why was it speaking like that? I moved my head around as if I understood it "tsh-yeah okay, um, you know what I don't have any gum gum sorry and my name isn't dum dum it's Larry" I pointing my hand to the statue and dropping to my side "noooo, your name dum dum" it said, I heard screaming from behind me. I tilted my head towards the noise "oooooooh" the statue said, I turned my head back to the statue "you're in trouble dum dum you better run run" I looked down the hall to see men dressed like huns slide on the floors in front of the screamers "from Attila the Hun Hun" the moai statue added. The leader of the Hun's was holding an axe, looked at me, and pointed at me, I raised my eye brows as he ran towards me.

The first thing I thought about was running so I ran away "see you later dum dum" the Moai statue called out. I kept on running for my life, what was going on here? I ran past a bunch of women who screamed and moved out the way while the Hun's chased me to an elevator, I pressed buttons as the Hun's got closer "come on" I thought as I tapped the buttons, as soon as the Hun's got really close the doors closed, I sighed in relief, but it was too soon to be sighing! Because the leader of the Hun's popped his head in the elevator doors and screamed at me, obviously I screamed back at him as I took a step back towards the wall, the elevator went down as the Hun's head went up and made him hit his head which made him go away. I sighed again.

As the elevator doors opened I checked the sides to see if the Hun's were outside; but they weren't so I snuck into a room and closed the door, the room had a moose, an eagle that soared over us, horses that were attached to a carriage, and pieces of land scapes. But what caught my attention the most was the giant glass and three people behind it, the woman behind the  glass walked up to me and pressed her hand against the glass "uh, hi" I said walking up to the thick glass, the girl looked at me. I looked down at a tag "oh! You're Sacagawea!" I said excited "you're Sacagawea! And that's Lewis and Clark, so you must be Sacagawea!" The girl pointed to her ear and shook her head "can you not-" I pointed to my ear, I knew this conversation wasn't going anywhere so I walked away.

I tripped over one of the landscapes and landed on my back, I turned to my left to find a mannequin with no face putting a finger where his lips are supposed to be and slid the blade on his rifle infront of my face. Bam! A rifle went off, I realized I was right smack in the middle of a battle between the civil war mannequins. The northern soldiers struck a blow to the southern soldiers with their rifle blades, which were right in front of my face, the southern soldiers blades were above my face so when the northern soldiers tried to strike the blades just made a square, I rolled off the landscape and crawled away from this battle, as I crawled away, one of the civil war guys flopped down beside me and touched around a spot on his jacket where stuffing came out of; poor thing. As soon as I got out of the room where the civil war mannequins were fighting, I looked at the paper which said "lock up the lions or they'll you" what does that mean? I needed help, I heard the sounds of metal walking across the floor. I followed the noise to find a bronze like man looking at something "excuse me, can you help me? " I said walking next to him, I pointed at the paper and read it out loud "it says lock up the lions or they'll eat me" the bronze man stopped and pointed his hand towards the direction I came from and spoke a language I didn't understand "thank you" I yelled running in the direction I came from, what was his name?