Earth's Mightiest Problem (Avengers Fanfiction)

Chapter 52 The Hulk

Clint's POV
"How are we supposed to defeat THE HULK?" I exclaim as we were tearing our way out of the facility towards the loud roars. Shouldn't we be running away from the loud roars? Amanda was in front followed by Koda, with me bringing up the rear.

"We'll figure it out." Amanda called back.

"We'll figure it out?" I yell. "I don't know if you noticed but we're up against an invincible beast, and I have a BOW AND ARROW!"

"STOP YELLING!" Koda yelled.

"Can we stop to think this through?" I ask.

"I don't think things through." Koda called back. "I just improvise until something works."

"How are you still alive?" I scream over the roar of the Hulk. The exit door was in view. "Blue! Wait! Just stop for a second!"

Amanda skidded to a halt and Koda followed suit. She put a hand on her hip. "What?"

The roar of the Hulk got louder in the distance. "You hear that? Better get used to it because it's the last thing we we'll hear before we die if we're not careful."

"What do you suggest we do?" Koda asked.

"Not go out there." I say.

"We need to keep him here in the middle of nowhere. If he makes his way towards the city it will only add to the mess Hydra already made." Amanda reasoned.

I knew she was right, but it's the Hulk. They're aliens with weird powers and I'm a dude with medieval weaponry. If anyone's going to die it's gonna be me. I sighed. But I guess it's the heroic thing to do, give your life to save people and all that crap. Ugh. It's times like these I wish I could just sit on the couch at home and sleep.

Koda frowned. "How do you guys usually deal with him?" He had never seen the Hulk before but we've told him enough.

"I don't know, Nat usually gets him to change back."

"Well she's not an option right now. Next." Koda pressed.

"Uh..." I frantically grasped at ideas. "Tony said he was making a 'Hulkbuster-"

"Tony's not an option either." Koda interjected.

"Wait." Amanda commanded. "You said Natasha can get him to change back?"

"Yes..."

"Have you seen her do it before?" She asked.

"Yes..." I felt like I knew where this was going.

"Can you do it?"

"Probably not." I admit.

"Could you try?" She prodded.

"I'll die."

Koda clapped me on the shoulder. "You'll be missed."

"Oh, comforting." I mumble.

"So is that a yes?" Amanda asked hopefully.

I hesitated then shook my head. "I wish I would've payed extra for that life insurance."

Koda pushed me out the door. "Don't forget to turn on your mic. If we hear you scream we'll come and help."

"Ha. You're hilarious." I remarked as I turned on my mic and stumbled outside, quietly mumbling to myself. I mocked Amanda voice.