Timeline Convergence - Act One (Ask/Dare)

Introduction

Scrape: Hey Portal Masters in Training! Scrape here! But, I'm not the only one. Today here with me, I have-

Whisp: *jumps in front of Scrape, grinning like a madman* HELLO WORLD! *breaks out in laughter and walks out of eyesight*

Scrape: I was-

Lucarian: *walks out from the shadows and waves at the camera* Hey, Trainees. How's it hanging?

Scrape: Luca-kun. Erin-chan. Please-

Kaos: *runs in* WHAT'S UP, POSER MASTERS!

Shoria: *runs in after Kaos* SKYLANDER TRAINEES IN THE HOUSE!

Shade: *walks in after them, Mammagma at his side, grumbling* We really need to put a leash on those two. Mainly Kaos, though. Did you see how crazed they were for this? Kaos almost made all of the lightbulbs in the Portal Master's base explode.

Mammagma: Tell me about it. Even though he's supposedly 'good' now, that guy needs to get his powers of Darkness under check.

Shoria: Hey, he's not the only one with dark powers, remember?

Scrape: Don't remind me. Now, CAN I GET ON WITH THIS FREAKING INTRO OR NOT!?

Kaos: Not. *smiles evilly at Scrape*

Scrape: *glares back* I hate you.

Shoria: You're just ma-ad because of the prank we pulled on you earlier.

Scrape: It was a mean prank! Now, if all of you would be so kind as to SHUT THE HECK UP so I can do this intro-

Ringmaster: Hey everybody! What did I miss?

Scrape: *facepalms and falls onto the ground* You know what!? I give up.

Whisp: Hehe. I already know what you were going to say. *clears throat* Anyways... PORTAL MASTERS IN TRAINING AND TRAINEES ALIKE! WE ARE DOING AN ASK OR DARE! *smiles like an idiot*

Kaos: EXACTLY! You - the loyal fans of Scrape, Whisp, Lucarian and Quinn's work - will get to-

Scrape: Hey... *sits up* Where is Quinn?

Quinn: *rushes in with Shakai trailing behind her* Sorry I'm late guys!!!

Scrape: On the topic of people not being here, where's-

Kaos: Don't. No one cares where Kyrel's gotten to.

Kyrel: *walks in* Yo. Did I miss anything?

Kaos: Oh. Great. Of course he shows up in the end...

Kyrel: Yes, yes I do. You got a problem with that?

Kaos: For a matter of fact, yes. I have an EXTREME problem with that fact you just stated there. CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS!?

Scrape: Yes, Kaos. We can. If everyone would just sit tight and listen. Whisp? Lucarian? Quinn? Would you like to do the honors?

Whisp: *waves hand in air* Oh, me teacher, me!!

Scrape: Go ahea-

Meyhem: Since when was Ms. Em a teacher?

Kaos: ACK! Mey! When'd you get here!?

Meyhem: Right now, you silly goose. Hehe!

Whisp: *facetables* Can we just go on without any more interruptions- *cough*Meyhem*cough*?

Everybody in unison: Yes. Please.

Whisp: Yes. Finally. Aaanyways... so how this will work, is, you guys comment either a question or a dare for one of the lovely people here in this very room that we are in right now-

Everybody in unison: We get it!

Whisp: Okay, okay. Party poopers. We'll probably keep one or two questions/dares to an update. *sighs* NOW everyone can start talking!!

Scrape: The questions/dares can range from anywhere from a simple, "Hey, Scrape, Whisp, Lucarian and Quinn! When is the next chapter of Skylanders: Second Leaf gonna come out?" question or a, "Kaos! I dare you to admit you have a total crush on Shoria!" dare.

Kaos: *glares daggers at Scrape* Hey! Of course you use that as an example-

Scrape: "brushes Kaos off like no big deal* Or they could be as wacky as, "Shakai? How many times have you licked the bottom of the desks in your favorite classroom at the Academy?" or "Shoria and Kyrel! I dare you two to walk into Cloudcracker and start acting like overgrown chompy chickens!". It's really up to you as the asker!

Lucarian: We're all open to questions/dares and as more people get introduced to the story, you might even get to end up asking them!

Shoria: Ooh! Can't wait! This is gonna be as fun as Capture the Crystal at the Academy!

Quinn: Everyone here's looking forward to seeing what you guys can come up with for us.

Scrape: AAAAND- To kick this whole fiasco off... I have a little something to ask two of our main people here. *pulls out phone from pocket and starts typing, snickering to herself* *after a few seconds of typing, looks up from her phone with a smirk on her face*

Kaos: *phone starts going off* What did you... *grabs it from his pocket and flips to the e-mail* Ahem. "Dear Kaos and Shoria..." *voice cuts out*

Scrape: Go on...

Kaos: *glowers at Scrape with pure hatred* "Dear Kaos and Shoria. I have a question to ask you two."

Shoria: *leans over Kaos to look at the e-mail* Oh no...

Kaos: "Is it true that you two are in LOOOOOVE? #KARIA FOR TEH WIIIIN! ~Scrape" *looks up from phone and stuffs it back in his pocket* Scrape...

Scrape: Teehee~

Kaos: SCRAPE!!!!

Scrape: Oops! I awoke the wrath of a demon. Byeee! *starts running*

Kaos: GET BACK HERE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ALLY CAT! *chases after Scrape, raw fury burning in his eyes*

Scrape: *runs around the room, Kaos in close pursuit*

Shoria: *starts shooting balls if water at Scrape, hoping to slow her down*

Lucarian: *facepalm*

Shade: *facetable*

Mammagma: *facewall*

Ringmaster: *faceballoons*

Lucarian, Shade & Mammagma: *stare at her quizzically*

Ringmaster: *stares back* What?

Lucarian, Shade & Mammagma: *shrug, then continue with what they were doing*

Scrape: I REGRET NOTHING!!!! ACK! *narrowly dodges a blast of fire sent from Kaos' direction*

Shakai: *looks directly at camera* They get like this sometimes.

Meyhem: Don't pay it any attention. Just remember. Go ask/dare away in the comments below!

Quinn: We'll hopefully cover at least two in a 'chapter' (one dare, one question) if things pick up enough.

Meyhem: So go! Ask away! Dare to your heart's content! We'll be waiting! *waves at camera along with Shakai and Quinn as camera pans out. Kaos is still chasing Scrape around in the background as Shoria shoots blasts of water at Scrape, hoping to catch her off guard and (of course) Shade, Mammagma, Ringmaster and Lucarian continue to bang their faces against things in frustration*

ASK/DARE THE CHARRIES!