*It was new year's eve in Skylands. The Academy was alive with parties, lights, music and festivities. The Villain Vault had been unlocked to allow the villains to partake in the joyous celebration; welcoming a new year and a new beginning to the Skylander Academy. But not all was a fun, happy time in Skylands. Yes, everyone was partying, but some more willing than others. Take Cloudcracker prison, for example. The guards were having the times of their lives, but the villains behind bars had other thoughts on the matter...*
Kaos: Why the heck am I still in here!? I demand to be let out! I am a SKYLANDER! You have no right to hold ME!!
Golden Queen: Oh, pipe down, short stack. You'll get out when you get out.
Kaos: But I didn't do anything this time!
Golden Queen: Yeah, yeah. You were caught smuggling catriband over the bordor.
Kaos: *groans* It was cat-triband, Goldie Locs. Cat-triband. I was heading back from Evil-con and Scrape snuck into my bag to search for something to use for the Blackmail Wars.
Golden Queen: Does it look like I care.
Kaos: No. Of course not. I'm just glad I'm actually going to be getting out of here, while as YOU IDIOTS have no chance of EVER getting out!
Golden Queen: You're still keeping up the goodie-two-shoes act? Didn't that get boring.
Kaos: Technically, I'm not playing the goodie-two-shoes role. I'm playing the role of an ultimate villain who they are attempting to reform.
Golden Queen: Mhmm. Interesting.
Kaos: You're not listening, are you.
Golden Queen: Hm, what?
Kaos: *groans* LET. ME. OUT!!
Guard: Oh, pipe down in there! *bangs stick against the cell wall*
Kaos: You idiots are being louder than us! At least turn down the music so I can actually focus!
Guard: *rolls eyes, and turns the music up louder*
Kaos: BENEVOLENT ANCIENTS! *cue the double facepalm combo*
Golden Queen: Belive me. I would love for you to leave. It's enough torture just being in the same cell as you, let alone you being the only one here I actually know.
Kaos: The feeling's mutual, Goldie. Don't worry. *glares*
Golden Queen: *glares back*
Scrape: *appears out of nowhere* KISMESIS!!
Kaos: ACK! *falls backwards in shock* WHAT THE HECK!?
Scrape: *giggles* Silly. It doesn't matter where I came from, it matters why we're here!
Golden Queen: ...We. *glares daggers at Kaos* This is your fault.
Kaos: Hey! I'm as thrilled as you are. *glares at Scrape* Why are you here, then.
Scrape: You mean, why are we here. *grins*
Kaos: *looking less than amused* There's only one of you, Scrape. There's only-
Whisp: *appears out of nowhere* HELLOO, CLOUDCRACKER!
Kaos: Oh, for the love of the Darkness!! Not you too!
Whisp: Happy to see you too, pancake.
Lucarian: *appears, leaning against the wall* We don't have to be here, you know.
Quinn: *appears beside him* But everyone deserves to celebrate. It would be mean if we didn't come.
Kyrel: I would be fine with that.
Ringmaster: Don't be a party pooper, Kyrel. This is the biggest night of the year!
Shade: Yep. Loud parties keeping people awake. All the drinking and time taken away from studies.
Mammagma: Lava Cola drinking races. *licks lips*
Golden Queen: These things are a virus.
Kaos: Finally, something we can agree on.
Shoria: I'm a virus now, am I? *smirks*
Kaos: *jumps in alarm* What!? N-No! I meant the others! Definitely not you.
Golden Queen: *gags*
Angelo: Well, this is a sight I never wanted to see again. The inside of a Cloudcracker cell.
Shakai: It's making me uneasy...
Kaos: Why. Are. You. Idiots. HERE!?
Scrape: To celebrate new year's eve! Since you couldn't come to the party, we decided to bring the party to you!
Kaos: Greeaat...
Golden Queen: We are not having a party in our cell. Do you know how much trouble we'll get into?
Kaos: *smirks* Since when was the leader of the Doom Raiders worried about getting in trouble?
Golden Queen: Since I didn't want to get sentenced to solitary confinement.
Kaos: *seems to be deep in thought, then begins snickering to himself*
Shoria: Oh no. What are you coming up with Kaos?
Kaos: Oh, nothing. But if Goldie doesn't want a party in the cell, I have a better idea.
Shoria: Any way I can help?
Kaos: Of course. Just follow my lead.
*As the countdown began, Kaos and Shoria stood in front of the cell door. They each charged up an attack of some form of Dark magics as the countdown went to five*
Scrape: Four...
Whisp: Three...
Quinn: Two...
Lucarian: One...
*The door was blast open, along with every other cell door in Cloudcracker, allowing all of the prisoners to join the party. The guards were sent into a panic as villains flooded the halls*
Kaos: HAPPY NEW YEARS, MORONS! *cackles*
Shoria: Let's get this party started!!
Golden Queen: *facepalm* The Warden's gonna have my head for this...
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Timeline Convergence - Act One (Ask/Dare)
Fanfiction(Cover currently pending, please stand by) Join Scrape, Whisp, Lucarian, Quinn and many others from the book Skylanders: Second Leaf (and many others) as they embark on a wacky, weird adventure-like... thing in which they'll answer questions and do...
