(I Put halloween's design above :D)
Christmas
•They go by 'Nic'
•They get really insulted when people don't know the names of Christmas carols or who sings them
•Brags about their cooking skill when in reality all they can make are cookies, figgy pudding, and ham. And sometimes fruitcake.
•the grinch is their palontras
•Lightly annoyed by extremist Christians
•Thanksgiving is the Canada to their America like seriously
•always dressed as Santa, just constantly
•biggest reindeer fan 2k16
•claims that they're the best holdiday
•listens to Christmas music year round
•wants to be a pine tree in their next life
•makes and wears the ugliest Christmas sweaters in history and gives them to all the holidays
•is genuinely hurt when they don't wear them
New Years
•always half drunk
•likes doing things at literally the last second
•will kiss the nearest person on New Years
•bad at designing glasses
•eats Christmas's leftovers
•has alcoholic everything
•champion of saying they'll do something but then never doing it
•has ADD
•also champion of talking very passionately about doing something then dropping the idea three days later
•likes party horns
•has more fireworks than the entire south has guns
•literally they have a safe full of them
•in every country, state, province, district, city, town, village--
•likes sparkly things
•bonus if they're sparkly AND black
•fuck yeah party hats
•founder of YOLO
•pretends it's not freezing outside when it is
•likes raves
Thanksgiving
•cinnamon bun
•everyone forgets them
•bless their heart they try so hard
•mistaked for Christmas
•really good at cooking
•good at hunting
•loves cranberry sauce
•fearless cinnamon bun
•seriously they've killed boars before and served them in a pink frilly apron
•likes pilgrim costumes
•favorite animal is turkey
•slight hatred towards Christmas
•loves everyone
•pure as mashed potatoes
•carries around a shotgun
Halloween
•likes scaring people
•loves jumps are games
•biggest cheesy scary movie fan
•dislikes girls' Halloween costumes. A lot
•loves cosplaying
•crossdresser
•candy enthusiast
•chocolate enthusiast
•good with children
•PUMPKINS.
•would bang Thanksgiving if they weren't terrified of the 'couple who have sex die first' rule
•likes carving things
•likes practical jokes
•adores the Day of the Dead
•Doubles as the Day of the Dead
•loves colored contacts
•thinks goths and Lolita's are the best thing
•mocks Christmas by wearing their sweaters as a Halloween costume
•unaffected by gore
Valentine's Day
•biggest shipper
•matchmaker
•sometimes dresses in nothing but wings and a diaper
•pansexual
•"EVERYONE DESERVES LOVE AND THEY GONNA GET IT"
•loves valentines cards
•competing with Halloween for biggest candy enthusiast
•likes to bake cookies with Christmas
•loves red and pink
•has heart shaped everything
•wears heart shaped everything
•has millions of bottles of pink food coloring and dye in their basement
•ships the holidays
•sugar cookies
•crybaby
•loves love songs
•a single mention of a boy band and they literally fucking faint
St. Patrick's day
•wears green
•pinches everyone
•except Halloween
•last time they did that Halloween broke their nose
•leprechaun lover
•has a pot full of actual gold
•terrified of snakes
•loves clovers
•secret crush on April Fools
•gets angry if people don't remember their origins
•very angry
April Fools
•responds to every thing with 'that's what she said' and 'your mom'
•googly eye glasses and fake teeth
•everyone hates them
•likes simulator games
•best friends with Halloween
•they mean the opposite of everything they say
•dadaist enthusiast
•loves bad translations
•overuses the 'XD' emoticon
•says 'lol just kidding' way too much
•complete and utter fuckboi
•likes undertale
Fourth of July
•Very, very American
•American print everything
•sunglasses
•collection of guns
•lots of beer
•never sober
•can't turn down a dare
•amazing at grilling
•can barbecue anything
•best French fries
•has a huge ass pool
•friends with everyone
•really fucking loud
•no really they talk by screaming
•always has flares and sparklers on hand
•take the amount of fireworks New Years has and multiply by a thousand
•that's their stock
•eats leftover Halloween candy
•wasn't supposed to be included in this list because it's really only for national holidays but they americaned their way in
