So, what exactly do you do when not even the Angels will accept you? What exactly do you do when you're banished to Earth? What exactly do you do when you're trapped in a body of a teenager to reduce your powers?
Or, as the teenagers here seem to put it, what do you do when you're an outcast? Do you accept your position? Do you fight for your right to be included? To be loved? Do you turn selfish and constantly blabber on about how it's not your fault, regardless of whether or not it is or isn't? Or do you turn cold and stop caring?
What do you do when your powers are taken away from you? When you have to relearn everything? Or when your influence is taken away from you? You have to rebuild friendships and relationships, or even start new ones.
What do you do when you're declared untouchable, I wonder? Not your kind of untouchable, where you're so special that no one can lay a finger on your plastic body. No, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking the kind of untouchable where you're the lowest piece of trash in the eyes of everyone. What do you do for that?
I know. Loads of questions, amiright? Maybe I should start off with the generic introductions? Yeah, that seems about right.
My name's Lucy.
I'm the Devil.
I really like apples.
Okay, I know, that was a bit of a shock. Who likes fruit anymore, right? Well, I do. So go... Go do something good you... Go-getter. I have a charm cast on me where I can't curse. It sucks.
But! Just because the world has turned to junk food doesn't mean I will too! Apples will always be the best, with their second in commands, cherries, bananas, and tomatoes! Go healthy eating!
Wait...
You were shocked that I called myself the devil? Oh. Whoops. Well, um... Yeah. Not lying. I'm the devil, Lucifer, Satan, whatever you'd like to call me. But, really, I'm not evil. I don't think so anyway. I've made quite the few stupid mistakes but doesn't God advertise that whole forgiveness thing now?
And honestly, everyone complains about how much God has suffered, seeing everything so badly. Excuse me if you will to complain, but, uh... If he can do everything, then why doesn't he just fix it? And further on, if he knows everything, then didn't he know this would happen? Couldn't he predict it and fix it?
Meh, I don't know. I'm just a fallen angel. I(unfortunately) don't have many people to connect with. Not since I kind of got banished to Earth as a nearly powerless teenager. I had that Eve girl. She was pretty cool, and Adam was nice too, though I didn't see much of him. I was more connected to Eve.
But now she kind of hates me. I asked for her to get me an apple from that big tree and told her that since it didn't affect me, maybe it wouldn't affect her. But then we realized that we were all butt naked, there was some fiasco with leave clothing, and Adam and Eve got kicked out of the garden of Eden. Great. So, there goes my closet friend.
