Me: Okay, let's see now...*sees title* oh boy. Mabill, I honestly don't ship it. *whispering* Well, I would if Bill was human and he was Mabel's age. *no longer whispering* I'm sure Bill and Mabel would agree. Besides, *looks at the still passed out figures of Bill and Dipper* he's still traumatized from the last ship.
*Mabel walks in*
Mabel: Hey hobbitfalls, whatcha doing? *notices Bill and Dipper on the floor* And what's with them?
Me: Telling people what I think of ships. And they didn't take the last one well.
Mabel: *squeals*Oh ships! What's this one? *looks at title. O_O* Um... *looks at Bill, then starts to back away slowly* No. Nononononononono... *runs out of the room screaming*
Me: Well, that could have gone better. Don't forget to send more ships! Also, if it makes Bill and Mabel feel better, I still honestly don't ship it.
*Bill and Dipper wake up*
Dipper: What ship was it this time? *Bill and him read the title, and faint again.*
Me: *facepalms* I'm going to get some water to wake them up.
YOU ARE READING
Ship Or No Ship
RandomThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
