*I walk into the room, Bill, Mabel, and a still very agitated Dipper with me*
Bill: Hey look, a new ship.
Me: *stares at computer screen* Pinescone? What's that?
Mabel: *pulls out her phone and looks it up* A ship between Dipper and Wirt.
Dipper and Mabel: Who?
Me: Bill, can you bring Wirt here for us?
Bill: Sure thing! *snaps fingers*
*Wirt suddenly appears, and notices me*
Wirt: Hey, hobbitfalls! Where am I?
Me: Gravity Falls. I'm rating ships, and this one is in between you and Dipper.
Wirt: Who?
Me: *points to Dipper* Him.
Dipper and Wirt: Hi.
Mabel: Wow, you two have like the same exact personality.
Bill: *turns to me* So, hobbitfalls, what do you think?
Me: *shrugs* Yeah, I can see this relationship working. It's like Dipper and Bill.
*Everyone glares at me*
Me: What?
Mabel: Aren't you forgetting? Dipper has Pacifica.
Bill: Wirt has Beatrice.
Dipper: And you have Bill!
*Bill and I turn to Dipper*
Bill and Me: SHUT! UP!
Wirt: I'm so confused right now.
Me: Oh, I forgot! Bill, can you send Wirt back?
*Bill snaps his fingers, and Wirt disappears*
Dipper: Well, that was interesting. *sees Bill and I glaring at him* What?
Me: Bill, get some rope, and Mabel, get a mixture of Smile Dip and Mabel Juice.
Dipper: What are you-oh no. No! NO! *flees*
Bill: Get back here, Pinetree!
Me: Face the consequences!
Mabel: SMILE DIP! MABEL JUICE!
*Bill, Mabel, and I chase after Dipper*
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Ship Or No Ship
RandomThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
