Me: *playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Mabel* Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoo! *I end up with scissors, and Mabel ends up with paper* Ha! Scissors beat paper! I win!
Mabel: *scoffs and leans back in her chair, folding her arms* Lucky...
*Dipper and Bill run into the room*
Dipper: hobbitfalls, you have a new ship!
Me: Okay. *checks computer* Marco and Jackie? Okay, some people on the internet might hate me, but I ship this more than Starco. The thing is, I think that Marco and Jackie have more chemistry between them than Marco and Star.
*scissors suddenly appear, and form a portal. Dipper and Mabel scream, and Bill steps in front of us, forming blue flames in his hands. Two figures step into the room*
Marco: Star, this isn't the Bounce Lounge.
Star: Hmm...I'm pretty accurate with these things...*notices me* Oh! Hi, hobbitfalls!
Me: Hey Star! Hey Marco!
Bill: *enstinguishes his flames* Nice to see you two too.
Dipper: Who are they?
Mabel: *looking at Marco, her face turning red. whispering* He's so cute...
Me: Mabel and Dipper, meet Star and Marco. It's good that you guys are here. I just got a ship combining Marco and Jackie.
Star: Oh! I like that! They are adorable together!
Marco: *blushes* Really? What do you think, hobbitfalls?
Me: *nods* Yup.
Dipper: Hey, hobbitfalls?
Me: Yes Dipper?
Dipper: Mabel is making her goo-goo eyes at Marco.
Me: *sighs* Dipper, take her away from him.
Dipper: Gotcha. *grabs Mabel and drags her out of the room* I'm going to feed you Mabel Juice and Smile Dip for you to forget Marco.
*Bill and I shiver at the mention of those two items*
Bill: *addressing Marco and Star* You two need to stay here for the next ship.
Star: What is it?
*Bill starts to laugh evilly, and Marco, Star, and I look at each other*
YOU ARE READING
Ship Or No Ship
RandomThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
