*Bill walks into the room, Mabel, Dipper, and I following*
Mabel: Well, today has been uneventful.
Dipper: Yeah, the only thing that was interesting was that fairy that Bill "accidentally" squashed.
Bill: *shrugs* It was attacking me.
Me: *rolls eyes* Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Bill.
Mabel: Let's just forget that incident. So, what's this next ship?
Me: *looks at comments* Flames_the_Human_3 and Ruby. Hm...not really. Ruby has Saphire, and Flames has Ford.
*Garnet walks in*
Garnet: You will not separate me from my Ruby!
Mabel and Dipper: Aaahhhhh!!!!!
Me: Garnet! Calm down! I said that I didn't ship it!
Bill: Go back to Beach City!
*Bill snaps his fingers and Garnet disappears*
Dipper: W-Who was that?
Me: Nobody...hey, send in more ships!
Dipper and Mabel: hobbitfalls...
*I chuckle nervously and run out of the room*

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Ship Or No Ship
De TodoThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.