Me: Do, de, do, de, do, checking my computer. *notices title* Steven and Connie? Yeah, I TOTALLY ship it! I'm pretty sure that it's canon.
*Bill comes in, dragging Connie and Steven with him*
Connie: Hey! Hey! Bill! What are you doing?!?
Steven: Yeah, Bill? What's going on?
Bill: hobbitfalls needs help with this next ship.
Me: *not turning around to face them* No I don't.
Bill: *shoves Steven and Connie forward* Yes, you do.
Me: What do you me- *turns around and stops short* Steven! Connie! Why are you here?
Steven: Bill grabbed us and brought us here.
Me: Bill...
Bill: *holds hands up defensively* This ship should just be between these two.
Me: But I already said-
Bill: Too bad! *grabs my wrist and drags me out of the room*
Connie: *from inside the room* A ship between the two of us?
Steven: *from inside the room* I-I ship it.
Connie: *from inside the room* So do I.
*Connie and Steven start laughing*
Bill: *smirks* Well, we now know what they think of this ship. *enters room, and comes back dragging Steven and Connie*
Connie: Bill, will you please stop dragging us everywhere?
Bill: Nope! *disappears with Steven and Connie*
Me:...
Bill: *appears again* Well, they're back home.
Me: Good. *leaves*
Bill: *confused* What did I do?
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Ship Or No Ship
RandomThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
